I mean bad bad farts, I call them Texas death gas , in honor of your president.
2006-08-26 09:23:55 · 28 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Eat BBQ but take dimeticona (that´s the formula not the name of the medicine because med names change from country to country sometimes). It´s not a drug... it just breaks bubbles in your digestive tract. NO secondary effects.
2006-08-26 09:27:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of meat are you bbq'ing? Remember that if you're fat intolerant this will happens very often. You can reduce fat in your BBQ by bbq'ing chicken breast (without the skin) or fish. Have you seen the pills sale for lactose intolerant people? These pills may help too since milk is nothing else than protein from fat. Does milk give you the same problem? Also use BBQ sauce low fat. I hope this will help you out, if don't after you have eaten you BBQ please make a visit to the White House, often inside the Oval Office.
2006-08-26 16:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are some medications wich prevents you from gastric-intestinal gas. You can take a pill like 30 minutes before the meal and that's all.
Also, avoid lactose and carbonated drinks... that would help preventing gases. Eat slow and chew meal well.
Cinnamon home made beverages help with gas troubles too
2006-08-26 16:31:04 · answer #3 · answered by YOGI 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BULGING BELLIES AND BILLOWING CLOUDS OF GAS!!!
I have the same problem with beans, but I love the darned things.
So, what to do?
I take BEANO!
Hey don't laugh, that stuff works for me.
BUT, (and I emphasized this),
YOU GOTTA TAKE IT AT LEAST ONE HALF HOUR BEFORE YOU EAT THEM GASEOUS FOODS.
OR you could end up like the guy in this joke.
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Pittsburgh.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I landed in Denver."
2006-08-26 16:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by Harley Charley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
simple, go to Walmart and grab you some BEANO to stop the gas. Basically it's enzymes that break things down better. Doesn't matter if you're eating beans or not. Use the Beano, then enjoy yourself.
2006-08-26 16:28:07 · answer #5 · answered by Voice 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As long as you aren't going to be around lots of people who will be offended. I looove BBQ with coleslaw and baked beans and rolls. That sounds so good right now!
2006-08-26 16:26:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely. Farts feel good, and they're healthy. And the food pwnz0rs.
2006-08-26 16:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by mattomynameo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course! Farting's good for the mind, body, and soul!
2006-08-26 16:26:33 · answer #8 · answered by Sweeetness6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a product called beano--it comes in liquid or capsules. you take it if it is the liquid with your first bite of the food(you can't taste it at all) totally keeps you from getting gas--awesome!!
2006-08-26 16:27:06 · answer #9 · answered by keepingthefaith 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude! that sound so good right now!! but no, i haveta have cold ham and cheese!
ya, eat up the that bbq!!!
just not if ur goin on a date!
lol
2006-08-26 16:54:53 · answer #10 · answered by SamanthaDew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋