2006-08-26 09:13:30 · 17 answers · asked by Dilly the Kid 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Who cares which way..As soon as the itch starts just go for the sucker and enter into the world of ecstasy and pleasure when you get the right spot. oooooooooooooooah
2006-08-26 09:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by baling 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As you come through customs after a trip to Holland, act REALLY nervous and edgey when they ask if you have anything to declare. Then JOKE with them that you only have the drugs but they don't count do they??
IN NO TIME AT ALL mate your itch will be scratched by all present in a private little room.
2006-08-26 09:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by Bruce 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can try using wipes after going to the restroom. They are refreshing and work. If your h_o_l_e is itching just scratch it man.
2006-08-26 09:28:43 · answer #3 · answered by Padilla D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See middenmaker's answer above? I'd make it a nine-inch nail though, just to be sure it would get through whatever it is you have in place of a brain; turf-log probably...
2006-08-26 11:00:42 · answer #4 · answered by emjay1212001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice bit of sand paper soon stops the itching. Makes you bleed a bit, but so what, it's your a r s e
2006-08-26 10:29:19 · answer #5 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hammer a 6 inch nail into your ear hole, should sort you out in more ways than one.
2006-08-26 09:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask a freind with a big scrubbing brush to help.
Or somonelse`s toothbrush if you do it yourself, but i will let you decide whether or not to tell them what you used it for...
2006-08-26 09:17:30 · answer #7 · answered by Rich S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always use a corn cob or run my hole along the carpet like my dog does. Sometimes we do it on my mom's white carpeting in her bedroom.
2006-08-26 10:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a brand new tootbrush, sandpaper, long fingernails, a cheesegrater, a fresh carrot, a washing machine? hell who cares? if i wanna scratch my **** i just f.ucking scratch it
2006-08-26 09:16:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you have tape worms get a doc to look into it!!
2006-08-26 11:59:45 · answer #10 · answered by sstooc2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋