I say this
Sunday-Go to church to laugh at Jesus for wearing a white robe instead of prada.
Monday-Try to get into college and fail. Again.
Tuesday-Get paid $100 000 to go to Nicole Richie's party. I'll put up with her underpaying me.
Wednesday-Go to my fanclub to the surprise that no one shows up? ;)
Thursday-Visit the homeless shelter to show off my bling. Hee hee.
Friday-Create controversy. And get paid for it.
Saturday-Accept my "paycheck" from daddy.
What about you?
2006-08-26 08:51:53 · 23 answers · asked by centreofclassicrock 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Monday-pose for poporatzee(Sic)
Toosday(sic)-Promote my absolutely awful "album"and say "thats hot"
Uh...What comes after Tuesday?
Thursday-Trade my pet kinkachew(sic)in for a toucan.
Friday-Meet Nicole in a supermarket and stare her down.
Saturday-Star in a suckish movie that nobody sees because they no(sic) how bad it is.
Sunday-try to go to church but they bar me at the door.
2006-08-26 09:10:45 · answer #1 · answered by That one guy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 18:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sunday:go to chuch and laugh at Jesus for wearing a robe instead of a prada.
Monday:Go shopping and spending like she is a shopoholic.
Tuesday:Have sex with Lindsay Lohan`s boyfriend.
Wendsday:Try to get her ugly butt in a night club and get drunk.
Thursday:Go 2 Nicole R. and show of my Bling Bling.
Friday:Kiss my *** good bye.
Saturday:Be 100% $lut.
2006-08-26 09:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If anyone doesn't like what I say about them wants to take me to court I just pay them off, afterall, that's what's money for......oh and by the way, my friend , Sean Diddy Combs kicks Lindsey Lohan out of clubs when I arrive because she's only worth 7 million and shouldn't be around where I hangout. Stravos is mine.
Do you like my music? Never mind I can't sing because I am hot!
2006-08-26 09:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by lexxy l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RTOFLMAO!! shes a reason to become a murderer!!
ahaha i laughed me *** off lol great work mate!!!
Monday - A Monday syndrome so sleep manicure health care mud bath cucumber face mask etc etc
Tuesday - Sleep in front of MTV so her CD s get promoted. OR head to daddy's .... so he can buy MTV
Wednesday - Get into some premier gala or special event to show off that bumm face
Thursday - Hang around with dumb friend Nicole!! party party party!
Friday - OMG its Friday! Go out shoppin with the new premature dog ..
Saturday - Sports !!! like watching hot guys swim, playin polo or tennis ... then later that day hit on them, get laid.
Sunday - Go to church pray for New seasons Pradas D&Gs ... the more you pray the more they make new designs
2006-08-26 11:06:48 · answer #5 · answered by Blue_Dragon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sunday- party for 14 consecutive hours while getting high and drunk, go to church and confess sins like porn video and saying thats hot " How is it legal I'm so friggin dumb?"
monday- worst hang over, go tramatize kids while filming the simple life, go sing live and make everyone claw their eyes and ears out
tuesday- party, shop, dye my pets to match outfit
wensday- party party party, get bitten by ferret thing
thursday- shop, shop, make worst dressed list, pose for tabliods
friday- be a who*e day. Whor**s for everyone
saturday- run for presidency and get laughed off the stage then cry and party
throw up every day
2006-08-26 09:20:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Monday:
8:00 AM to 8:00 PM - be stupid
8:00 PM to ? - make movies
Tuesday through Sunday:
See Monday
2006-08-26 09:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ditto. Otherwise:
Sunday: shop, laugh at religious fanatics, say "that's hott" 30 times, eat 500 calories, throw up the rest.
Monday: shop, go to clubs, laugh at the as*****s that have to work to get their paycheck, say "that's hott" 40 times, eat 400 calories, throw up the rest.
Tuesday: shop, go to clubs, lHAO at the garbage people, say "that's hott" 30 times, eat 500 calories, throw up the rest.
Wensday: shop, go to clubs, make yet another "private home video", say "that's hott 50 times, eat 300 calories, throw up the rest.
Thursday: shop, go to clubs, tell a popular magazine more rumors about some other celebrity, say "that's hott" 20 times, eat 500 calories, throw up the rest.
Friday: shop, go to clubs for a couple extra hours, get drunk and make a fool of herself, say "that's hott" 70 times, eat 400 calories, throw up the rest.
Saturday: shop, go to clubs, get her nails, hair, bikini line, tan and chest done, say "that's hott" 50 times, eat 500 calories, throw up the rest.
2006-08-26 09:04:03 · answer #8 · answered by I want my *old* MTV 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
monday night, to the club
tuedsday night, to the club
wednesday night, oh what a headache, still i went to the club
thursday night, to the club
friday night, didnt wanna go but my friend nicole called me on the fone so i went to the club
saturday night, to the club
sunday night, to the club.
2006-08-26 09:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by savio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, first it grew to become into basically 23 days, no longer years. Secondly, substitute is a conventional adaption no longer basically getting a sparkling look and asserting you alter. i do no longer hate her, yet I do basically no longer look after her.
2016-11-05 21:08:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋