2006-08-26 07:37:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There was an old monk from Tibet
Who once had a yak for a pet
He needed some butter
So he went for its udder
But it turned out to be a bull, and he spent six months in the hospital recovering from his injuries.
There was an old monk from Tibet
Who once had a yak for a pet.
Till he tried to get amorous
With results most unglamourus
Cause a yak gives as good as it gets.
JMB
2006-08-26 07:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by levyrat 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There was an old monk from Tibet,
who once had a yak for a pet.
The monk had a monkey
who smelled half as funky,
But the yak was as cute as could get.
2006-08-27 12:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by uncle_beer78 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was an old monk from Tibet,
who once had a yak for a pet.
He used the yak's hair
To knit blankets - a pair,
But decided they just made him sweat.
2006-08-26 15:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"There was an old monk from Tibet,
Who once had a yak for a pet."
The monk was very lazy,
The yak's sight was hazy,
So he drove himself to the vet.
(I have nothing better to do. This question just saved my life. Seriously. lol)
2006-08-26 14:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by Petra M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There was an old monk from Tibet
who once had a yak for a pet.
The yak was his friend
from beginning to end.
The one pet he'll never forget.
2006-08-30 00:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by Punky Brewster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He showered it with kisses
When it helped him wash the dishes
The yak he won in a bet
2006-08-26 14:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He would take it walking
and use its hair to make stockings
That is the part I don't get.
2006-08-26 14:44:30 · answer #7 · answered by Casca 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he washed his behind, and only to find...he was missing his precious set.
2006-08-26 14:43:14 · answer #8 · answered by Kris 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋