I think plants deserve the same respect of animals, so I'm going to start this organization. We should not be eating plants or animals. Who's with me? If not you're a nasty person and should burn in hell.
2006-08-26 04:58:59 · 13 answers · asked by theliberaloneforyou 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
It's ironic that you would choose to hold high respect for plants and animals while showing humans such disrespect by condemning those to an eternity of damnation whom disagree with you.
I condemn weeds that invade my garden, poison ivy, and brussels sprouts which taste good but give me gas.
2006-08-26 05:10:45 · answer #1 · answered by ©2009 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does this mean that the consumtion of plant products would be an issue? We'd starve. You must be Airian. If that's the case, natural selection should take good care of you.
2006-08-26 12:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by berecca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhh my small minded friend.. What the F*** are you going to eat if not plants and animals??? there is nothing left except dirt but you prolly think eating that is unethical too. Seriously People like you really burn me, Its sooo stupid!!!! Plants and animals are here for us to eat and farm as we please, its in the first book of the bible just look it up! but what would you eat??? In summary, I think you are smoking some strong ****. (which is also unethical ;)
2006-08-26 17:15:48 · answer #3 · answered by seth_fieldhouse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heeeey easy with the burn in hell b.s. I think the cannibus plant should be preserved for all humanity to enjoy.
2006-08-26 12:01:24 · answer #4 · answered by paddy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I'll offer you a great theme song for your group, written by the Arrogant Worms and recorded by a number of fine groups (I like Clam Chowder's cover best: http://www.filker.org/conglomeration/conglom-recordings.html
Carrot Juice Is Murder
Listen up brothers and sisters. Come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail.
Vegetables live in oppression served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness. I say we take up the fight.
Salads are only for murderers. Coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings just cuz a radish can't scream.
Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories.)
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)
I saw a man eating celery so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two.
I'm political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage,
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage.
I told the judge when he sentenced me, "This is my finest hour
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower."
Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories)
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)
How low as people do we dare to stoop
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup.
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, Let potted plants free.
Don't mash that potato,
Oh, spare the spider, Eat up calories, Oh!
Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Fates in the stir fry are sealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (You fat gourmet scum.)
How do you think that feels? (Leave them out in the fields.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (V8's genocide.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Yes your compost's a grave.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (Take up macramé.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)
Power to the peas.
Give peas a chance.
All we are saying is "Give peas a chance".
2006-08-26 12:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by samiracat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me.I'm gonna eat nothing but air.. like when I was a kid..you tend to appreciate food when you don't have any.Where is this hell place anyway....sounds like a ******* good BBQ joint...can you have Little Feat or Drive-By-Truckers or Lambchop playing...Please..I'll hitch to your Town.
2006-08-26 12:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, too many plants are in cages, and being whipped.
2006-08-26 12:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
u can join the group below.
freedom 4 carrots
& algae!
2006-08-26 12:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Yes! We'll all eat sand.
2006-08-26 12:04:29 · answer #9 · answered by MaRcO DaRkO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So were not to eat plants or animals...hmmmm......I hope you're joking or your gonna starve......dumbass......LOL
2006-08-26 12:01:55 · answer #10 · answered by imdumm2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋