I don't care if they are dirty or clean.....just make sure the are LOL.
2006-08-26 03:48:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
"Three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't"
2006-08-26 03:52:22 · answer #1 · answered by El Duderino 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This nature lover is walking thru the woods, when he comes upon a guy hugging a tree. The hiker asked the man what he is doing. The guy replies "listening to the music in the tree, you ought to try it". So the hiker wraps his arms around the tree and tries to listen to the music in the tree.
Just as he is doing this the other guy handcuffs the hikers arms while around the tree. He steals the hiker's clothes, and money, leaving him standing there naked, handcuffed to the tree.
Soon after, another hiker approaches the handcuffed man. He asked the guy what the hell he is doing. The handcuffed man stated what had happened to him. Lied to, robbed, stripped and humiliated.
The second hiker looks him up and down, and say "Well, today just ain't your day".
2006-08-26 11:22:26 · answer #2 · answered by amish-robot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two hunters are walking through a forest when one of the hunters collapses. The other hunter whips out his cell phone
and dials 911. The dispatcher answers and the hunter says,
" my friend just collapsed! I think he's dead! What should I do?"
The dispatcher replies," Okay, stay calm. First make sure your
friend is dead." "Okay. Hang on" In a few minutes, in the background, a shot is heard. The Hunter gets back on the phone
and says," Okay. Now what?"
2006-08-26 12:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
after Monica gets a disastrous haircut]
Ross: How's Monica?
Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Ross: How's the hair?
Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
Joey: Can we see her?
Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.
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Rachel: Wha... married?
Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married!
Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?
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Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.
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Monica: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
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Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?
Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.
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Ross: What are you doing tonight?
Chandler: Why, do you have a lecture?
Ross: No.
Chandler: Free as a bird, what's up?
2006-08-26 11:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by sweet_fiasco 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail ... like a salted peanut.
2006-08-26 10:55:09 · answer #5 · answered by nyboxers73 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have one I say after a hard day at work. "I've worked my fingers to the bone and all I've got are bony fingers."
Another one if you are trying to convince someone that something is true. "As sure as **** smells."
2006-08-26 10:56:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile, it could be worse.
You could be bent over a squad car getting a cavity search.
2006-08-26 10:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by John M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea here is one
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.
It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession.
The priest was shocked and could only say to Farmer Brown, "Well, was the pig a male or a female?"
"A female, of course," shouted Farmer Brown!. "What do you think I am... some sort of queer!"
2006-08-26 10:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by Ravi 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
always live within your means even if it means borrowing to do so
2006-08-26 10:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by thesourceofallinfo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who asks this kind of dumb *** question hahahahahahah funny huh
2006-08-26 10:53:58 · answer #10 · answered by assassin674 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋