2006-08-26 01:59:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
farted - then pulled wad of toilet paper out of partners crack !! lol
2006-08-26 11:39:50 · answer #1 · answered by corkey 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We stayed at a low cost motel one night while travelling and our "king size bed" was really two fulls pushed together. During quite an important ummm "moment" the beds separated and spilled us onto the floor where my partner cracked their head on the metal bed frame. We laughed ourselves silly until we realized it has caused a concussion. The nurses in the ER were giggling the whole time we were there.
2006-08-26 03:09:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Probably the night I found out my ex-boyfriend gives his friends housekeys. We were on the couch, and one of them just walked in, and I threw a beer bottle at him while laying on my back!
Another good one was when several of my relatives and I booked several rooms in a hotel for a family reunion, all close together. I was staying with my wife, and most of us had spouses or partners. My teenage cousins kept calling us randomly and banging on our doors! Then my aunt, also unpartnered, said we all "made the hall sound like a monkey house" the next day.
2006-08-26 03:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way back, before I was honest with myself about being a lesbian. I was having sex with this guy, and it was so boring to me I woke up with him calling be a dumb *****. Turns out the sex was so boring to me I had fallen asleep.
That was one of the reasons why I decided to be open about my sexuality. LOL
2006-08-26 06:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The kitchen table broke in half, OUCH!
2006-08-26 03:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I threw up on my boyfriend when I was giving him head
2006-08-26 02:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reached out for the 'KY' one dark (dry !) night.....accidentally grabbed a tube of 'Voltarol' cream and....ai....ai...ai...smarts...stings..aiiiigggghhh..... make it stop... make it stop pleeeesssseee.... & what did herself do ?..... laugh herself stupid....hmmm...
2006-08-26 04:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by john m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i put erm ''manjuice'' skidmarks up his wall as i fell back giving head!
2006-08-26 02:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Everybody still loves Chris!♥▼© 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing im quite inexperienced
2006-08-26 16:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by mat 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Farted while having an orgasm.
2006-08-27 07:52:35 · answer #10 · answered by Elizabeth G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋