2006-08-26 01:04:56 · 11 answers · asked by Mario V 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about
giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a ***t.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tyres.
So I called him a **^^wit.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
retired. It's important at my age.
2006-08-26 01:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by trilisin 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would love to retire to some beautiful island in the Caribbean and just stroll on the beach and swim in the ocean, write books and chill out, or failing that live in either Devon or Cornwall in a pretty little cottage very close to the sea so I can spend all my days writing, walking and just chilling out there instead, bliss.
2006-08-26 08:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I intend to grow old disgracefully so will probably become very badly behaved and my hobby will be collecting ASBOs.
Hang round the shopping centre, looking mean in my wrinkly tights and slippers. Pinching the behinds of gorgeous young studs at every opportunity.
So pretty much what I do now.
2006-08-26 08:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by Ice Queen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully i will retire when im 45 then maybe buy a small hut / house near a beach of a small island in a warm climate , ill fish and swim everyday........ill study the stars.....ill have time to meet and talk to people, ill be happy :>))
2006-08-26 08:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would be nice to think I had a bit of money - could travel, try new things and generally keep mind and body active. With my degree of financial security, I'll probably have to settle for sitting at home and watching the budgie.
2006-08-26 08:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to live in Sicily, enjoy the weather, food and scenery, and try to get back to clay pottery, not that i was at all successful in my prior attempts but you never know .... O and i'd love to dump my alarm clock as well!!!
2006-08-26 08:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to take a cruise with my pension money and if hubby is a good boy i might take him too
2006-08-26 08:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As little as is humanly possible other then chill out!
2006-08-26 08:06:29 · answer #8 · answered by rob p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sleep
2006-08-26 08:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by emmamac14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
travel and teach
2006-08-26 08:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by mizz_melanie_wilkes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋