I do.
I think I'll stay in tonight, get trolleyed, and watch the Reading Festival on the box.
I really hope it rains so I can laugh at the s.hit smeared faces of all the peasants watching it from the audience, safe in the knowledge that I can roll up another joint/crack open a beer/order a curry.
Don't tell me about 'atmosphere', I've got at 43" plasma and surround sound.
And I won't be sleeping in a tent whilst someone pisses up the side of it.
2006-08-26 00:03:53 · 17 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
BBC3, Phil. 8.00 till 3.00 am.
seven hours worth!
2006-08-26 01:24:20 · update #1
I've given you a thumbs up zoek, to make you feel better.
could everyone please, too?
she can be VERY evil when provoked.
2006-08-26 01:26:12 · update #2
I really must congratulate all you evil gits, you've given me a great laugh. It's brilliant knowing I'm not the only one.
Now lets all pray together.....
2006-08-26 01:29:22 · update #3
I tried Fluke's plan but I couldn't find enough neighbours to make a forty-minute queue for an overflowing bucket of urine and excrement.
2006-08-26 20:55:47 · answer #1 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Festival experience can easily be replicated at home, simply by watching your t.v whilst sitting outside, and getting your neighbours to steal your tent and urinating in your rucksack!
For extra authenticity, why not pay the wife a vast amount of money for your dinner?
2006-08-26 00:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by Fluke 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Regarding these 'festivals', when I used to have to catch an early train out of Paddington the morning after Reading festival had finished I used to pray for the first trains to come in to take all the smelly bastards home after they'd been kipping on the station all night!
2006-08-26 00:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do the comparable ingredient, different than with my mattress in my room. I watch television, play video games, or perhaps examine on the floor. human beings are available my room and take a seat on my mattress, and that i'm like what r u doing? lol. I merely like the floor, to sleep on and take a seat on. Even at buddies' and family homes I visited, i'm basic for sitting and slumbering on the floor, and desirous to. maybe its weird and wonderful, yet its snug too lol.
2016-12-11 15:40:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres nothing to beat the comforts of home. Apart from watching the great unwashed having a miserable time whilst pretending to be having fun.
2006-08-26 00:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only do I hope for rain, but a good gale force wind so all the pound shop tents fly off into the Berkshire sky
2006-08-26 00:26:13 · answer #6 · answered by tmctagga 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so cruel! We'll be watching in bed with a glass of wine and a big spliff - just the thing to recreate the atmosphere but a lot cleaner and more comfortable too. (and no smelly people either.)
2006-08-26 00:21:24 · answer #7 · answered by Roxy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I couldn't agree more. Why should they have all the fun, lol
I, myself, will be watching the festival whilst eating a chinese takeaway and drinking a bottle of wine ... and i'll be doing it in the comfort of my living room, with my pj's and slippers on. Atmosphere Schmatmosphere.
2006-08-26 00:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh yes.
But I did have a sneaky admiration for the lads a few years back who all took canoes. Beats taking wellies.
2006-08-26 00:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I couldn't agree more - loud music, hippies and paying £3 for a bottle of coke plus £12 for a programme doesn't entice me. Me, I'm a thirtysomething old git who once went to V96 and saw Gary Numan - ho, hum....
2006-08-26 00:06:42 · answer #10 · answered by gerbiltamer 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋