2006-08-25 23:15:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
get married real quick!!!
2006-09-02 16:44:29 · answer #1 · answered by msjuliet2005 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is dam*ed unfair, no S*it, it is easy for a girl to get laid. Wear revealing clothes, use perfume and wear high heels. Make sure your as* cheeks are mostly exposed. Go to a bar, as you set your drink on the table, bend over suggestively....if you do not get picked up in a few minutes, you gotta be the ugliest tramp around.
2006-08-31 16:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by rc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. take a bath so your thing doesn't smell like dead carp
2. shave that thing
3. have alcohol available and dim the lights (guys will screw a fat pig, but only if there's plenty of alcohol and/or assurance that no one will see them or they can see you) if you happen to be "full-figured"
4. go out and fling that thing around like a frisbee until a dog catches it
5. go home in the morning and don't expect a phone call... also, if you want this to be a repeated fling, don't show up at their work or refer to them as a boyfriend or blurt out how you got yourself knocked up (afterall, you wanted to get laid, it's not his fault you oven is full of buns)
2006-09-01 21:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by Heat Miser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She should prepare herself for the man whom she thinks will get laid. then go for shaving of her pubic area and good massage and light food so that she does not feel sleepy. More over sleep in day so that she remains awake in night. If she is tight practise with fingers 2 -3 times. Finally be ready to receive the piston in the cylinder
2006-08-26 06:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by vinod k 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can help you out... Its easy for women to get laid, if your somewhat decent looking or your extremly attractive, you should have no problem. All you have to do, is to walk up to a guy your attractive to, and say" want to ****'? 9 times out of ten, any guy will say yes.. For us guys to get laid, we have to look like someone from a people magazine or drive a mercedes, or dress like a hip- hop rapper, or have great job security.. It's sucks, but thats the society these days, heck they teach us this in magazines, t.v., realtiy shows, and If you live in Dallas, it's the only way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-26 06:28:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just be herself and not play hard to get all girls get hit on so sit back enjoy the free drinks and lie back and enjoy a tounge lashing and then get ridden like a pony!
2006-08-26 06:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by spudster 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you don't know the answer to that, you are not ready to get laid.
2006-08-26 06:18:33 · answer #7 · answered by Gallivanting Galactic Gadfly 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How hard is it really to get laid....not hard at all. Just ask!
2006-08-31 16:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go out and party see wots on the menu and if its decent
GO 4 IT
2006-08-26 06:18:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just play it nice and call someone. Tell him your intentions, and if he doesn't agree, 'persuade' him.
Persuade with a ROCKET LAUNCHER!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Just kidding. Honestly, I really wouldn't know. I'm only 15. I just answer someone for kicks. Hope you don't mind.
2006-08-26 06:24:19 · answer #10 · answered by zack_falcon 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
girls control sex, no matter what anyone says they do...walk up to your soon to be sex partner and simply say let's have sex or do you wanna get laid? Chances are he'll say yes.
2006-08-26 06:18:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋