Does anyone know any? These ones i've heard but trust me they don't work!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!
Hi, i just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead, say no.....
I may not be fred flintstone but i bet i can make your bed rock....
I'm new in town, could i have directions to your house?
Do you know what winks and makes love like a panther? (then wink)
You smell.Want to take a shower together?
I've got one hour to live and don't want to die a virgin-help me!
Before you run, i am not a freak.......
I've lost that loving feeling, please help me find it...
Come on, you'll do.....
Hi, i'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples..........
Have you got any funny one's?
2006-08-25 21:32:38 · 5 answers · asked by missy minx 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i liked the shower one. that was good, lol. i dont have any though... :( haha, i wanna see what happens when i say the shower one to a girl, that oughta be hilarious.
2006-08-25 21:40:27 · answer #1 · answered by R-Diz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired? Because you've been running around in my head all day.
If we were in the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!!
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I could sure see myself in your pants.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Want to eat at the Y? :)
2006-08-26 04:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by Cy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I LIKE THE FRED FLINSTONE ONE..THATS A GOOD ONE LOL
2006-08-26 07:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by AMERICAN_YANKEE35 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
but i doubt these work in real life
2006-08-26 04:40:27 · answer #4 · answered by Rock 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-08-26 04:35:48 · answer #5 · answered by whatever 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋