" If you're looking for a neighbor to borrow eggs and sugar, I'm not the Bit_h !"
I pick this one because when you get too chummy with your neighbors, they become bug-a-boos.
2006-08-25 19:37:40 · 18 answers · asked by smiles 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
2006-08-25 19:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by mati 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Angel spreading her wings to Love All. Because everyone tells me I am a Angel , helping everyone.. Pem
2006-08-26 02:43:55 · answer #2 · answered by Patricia M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like slinkies...it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
I just like it because it's hard to find a funny one to counter all the woman-bashing ones out there.
2006-08-26 02:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by Jen B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine would say what I said to some girl on Ask whose question was, "Do you think I'm hot?"... it would say, "What you lack in beauty you make up for in vanity."
2006-08-26 02:58:53 · answer #4 · answered by MistysFrosted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't hit me I'm a teacher and can't afford a new car.
2006-08-26 02:41:24 · answer #5 · answered by Teacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unless your going to give me a reach around get off my a*s.
2006-08-26 02:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by tucuxii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think mine would say," This ain't Burger King. You don't get it your way. It's my way or you don't get it at all."
2006-08-26 02:41:25 · answer #7 · answered by princess_btch01 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If I die in this car, it would not be becuase of a cell phone. At least, not mine."
2006-08-26 02:41:18 · answer #8 · answered by Benanen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey, How You LiKe My Bumper?"
2006-08-26 02:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would say:
"I killed a six-pack just to watch it die."
2006-08-26 05:03:28 · answer #10 · answered by Wyld Stallyns 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋