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well some of the one's i've done are

sr.ur kidd failed his drug test

sr.ur son hasn't payed me for his drugs yet && if he don't by this afternoon i'm gonna kick his @$$

&&
sr.i'm sorry but ur 10gallons of mustard u ordered well they got stuck in noregia..so it's gonna be a few days till u get it i'm sorry

2006-08-25 17:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by becky 1 · 2 1

Back in the day, we would call a random number and start singing. We called ourselves the "Singing Gypsies" and out signature somg was "Red Rubber Ball"

2006-08-26 00:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by First Lady 7 · 1 0

ha hey have you tried the embaums world soundboard
those things are the best we get everyone all the time ;)

2006-08-26 00:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by tripplethreat123 2 · 0 0

If they have teenage kids tell you you're a cop and you picked up their kid(s) for underage drinking and that they need to come to the station to pick them up.

2006-08-26 00:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Tell them they won some kind of contest and money is the prize. It will be funny to hear their reaction..

2006-08-26 00:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by Kaitlyn 4 · 1 3

White Power.....lol......sorry one of my black friends said that to a bunch of white guys tonite.

2006-08-26 00:37:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ev'rybody Know Me 3 · 0 1

'' seven days'' in a croaky voice always works

2006-08-28 13:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by rock_angel_hobbs 2 · 5 0

"Can I have some phone sex?"

2006-08-26 00:38:41 · answer #8 · answered by Tiffany* 5 · 5 0

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