Before they did movies they put out comedy routines on albums..and included in some of the albums were REALLY huge rolling papers.
I had Cheech and Chong's Greatest Hit. HA ha, funny.
My favorite:
(blowing blizzard in the background with footsetps getting louder and with a rough Russian accent...)
Chebornik!!
Yeah!!
Come here!!!
(footsteps)
What that!!
Don't know.
Look like dogshіt.
Yeah, look like dogshіt to me too.
Hmmm. Pick up!
Huh.
Pick up !!!!
Feel like dogshіt?
Yeah, feel like dogshіt.
Hmmm. Smell!
Huh?
Smell!!!
(Sniff)
Ugghhh!!!
Smell like dogshIt?
Yeah (cough), smell like dogshIt.
Hmmm.
Taste!
Huh?!?
Taste!!!!
(lick) Ughhh!! (spit)
Taste like dogshіt?
Yeah! (spit) Taste like dogshіt. (spit)
Hmmm. Good thing we don't step in it.
Yeah. Good thing.
Let's go eat.
Yeah, eat!!
(footsteps fade away)
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Classic!!!
2006-08-25 17:34:10
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answered by Anonymous
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Cheech And Chong Dog ****
2016-11-12 04:54:27
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answered by carrick 4
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Cheech and Chong's next action picture... action picture debut for the two Paul Reubens ( in keeping with Wee Herman) .... and that i think of.....Michael Winslow ( the Hendrix character interior the asylum).. Winslow is the sound effects guy from all the Police Academy video clips and a modern-day Geico commercial...
2016-09-30 00:16:00
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answered by haslinger 4
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They did a routine on the album "Sleeping Beauty" about these two guys working in an old folks home. And they were having some kind of old folks Olympics. This one old lady couldn't stop peeing...and folks were senile. The two guys were trying to keep them in line and lost control of the old people. And at the very end of the routine the guys were yelling "Stampede! Stampede!" and you could hear all the old people mumbling and pushing the two guys. It was hilarious!!!!!
2006-08-25 18:29:07
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answered by sunnyboy 3
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What did you do on your summer vacation, went downtown, looked for a job, etc... and the Sister Mary Elephant one.
2006-08-25 17:23:18
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answered by thrill88 6
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"Sister Mary Elephant"
"Let's make a dope deal"
"Pedro de Pacas and man"
--'Hey man, look, it's a HORROR movie'
--'A horror movie? Far out, man. Is that Jane Fonda?'
2006-08-25 21:40:30
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answered by retracm67 4
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When they tell the story of Santa Claus and his Old lady.
2006-08-25 17:43:21
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answered by psycmikev 6
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Blind Melon Chillin
2006-08-25 18:24:51
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answered by LORD Z 7
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I like the one where their car breaks down and one tells the other to flag down the pig, so he rolls down his window and yells "Hey, Pig!- It worked, man, he's turning around..."
Oh, yeah- and Ear ache, my eye! with the heavy metal song...
2006-08-25 17:23:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Hard to beat "Dave's not here!"
It was even scribbled on the wall in one of their movies.
2006-08-25 19:53:05
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answered by heb3 4
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