Only if you have seen the movie!..... My fave list:
Lex: C'mon... Let me hear it, just once
Lois: Your insane.?!
Lex: No! *laughs* no, not that. The other thing.
Lois: Superman will nev-
Lex: WRONG!!!
Perry : [discussing headlines] Has Superman gained weight?
[Clark suddenly looks down]
Superman: [after saving Lois and other members of the media from a plane crash] I hope this hasn't put you off of flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.
Lex : Kitty, what did my father always say?
Kitty : You're losing your hair.
Lex : Before that.
Kitty : Get out?
Clark: How did Lex Luthor get out of prison?
Jimmy: When his appeals came up, they called Superman as a witness, and he never showed. How much do you think that pisses off Superman?
Clark : ...A lot.
Kitty: Lex, you're not a God.
Lex : Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind.
Jason:Your bald!
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Lex: What do you know about crystals?
Lois: They make great chandeliers.
Kitty: Wow, that's really something Lex.
Lex: Wait for it. ....
Kitty: Wow, that's really something Lex... It's freakin' Gone with the Wind.
Lex: This ordinary crystal is a seed, and all it needs is water.
[pause]
Kitty: Like Sea Monkeys?
Lex: [sighs] Exactly, Kitty. Like Sea Monkeys.
Jason: Mommy, are we trespassing?
Lois: No. Yes. Shh!
Jimmy: Look up in the sky, see?
[Points at a small figure of Superman in the picture]
Lois: It's a bird
Perry: It's a plane
Jimmy: No, it's...
[Is interrupted by the entrance of Clark]
Clark: You wanted to see me?
LOL CLASSIC!!!!
Kitty: Your friends give me the creeps.
Lex: Prison is a creepy place, Kitty, and one needs to make creepy friends in order to survive. On the inside, even my talents were worth less than a carton of cigarettes and a sharp piece of metal in my pocket.
2006-08-25
17:07:37 ·
update #1