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I mean, I don't know what to do with it. I certainly don't want it and all it wants to do is sniff its own farts while licking its butt. It does wag its tail when Rush Limbaugh or Satan comes on the telly on South Park, though, so it must have a home with somebody like that. Any idea what to do with it? I have a date tonight, and the garbage disposal is beginning to look like my best option.

Have to go. It's "cleaning out" the cat's sandbox again.

2006-08-25 16:50:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

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Send it to Dick Cheney's house. He seems like a generous, good-natured guy (LOL). I'm sure he'd take care of it for a while.

2006-08-25 16:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Wow that was so creative! You come up with that all by yourself? That is the work of a true genius! There is one problem though. Won't it be hard to go on a date with your head so far up your butt?

2006-08-25 23:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by Luekas 4 · 0 3

drowning is a very painful way to die. i think you should shoot it in the back of the head. then it doesn't feel any pain. anymore.

2006-08-25 23:54:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yoo funny gwy yoo! I fink yoo r kina sic too! Mwabe yoo lik mooey mooey? eh?

2006-08-25 23:59:02 · answer #4 · answered by battle-ax 6 · 0 2

LMFAO....Use the garbage disposal.

2006-08-26 00:07:02 · answer #5 · answered by The Prez. 4 · 3 0

No, you should drown it in the tub and put it out of it's misery.

2006-08-25 23:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

*sigh*

Will it ever end??

Can you ask something that can really be supported with facts or serious debate? This is nothing but who can come up with the best slam. . .

2006-08-25 23:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 0 3

You shame Zappa's name with your lack of imagination.

2006-08-26 00:00:01 · answer #8 · answered by amglo1 4 · 0 3

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