Yo Mamma............What are some of your Yo Mamma jokes?

Answer 1

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
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http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
http://www.indiabook.com/jokes/Entertainment_and_Arts/Bollywood/

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

Yo Mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Yo Mamma's like a bubble gum machine, everybody gets a piece.

Yo Mamma's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.

Answer 3

Yo Mamma was so big that when she sat in the front seat of the car nobody else could get in.

Answer 4

yo mamma just gave me 2 points.

Answer 5

yo mamma is so fat u need to get her 2 watches for christmas because she covers 2 time zones.

Answer 6

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she took 2hrs to watch 60 minutes.

Answer 7

yo mamma's so fat, when she went in the ocean, spain tried to claim her as a new country.
yo mamma's like a 5ft. basketball hoop= easy to score
you mamma's like a television, even a 4 yr. old can turn her on
yo mamma's so fat, when it rains , she uses the interstate as a slip-n-slide
these are all from my 14yr. old daughter!

Answer 8

Yo mama so stupid she brought a cup to the movie Juice

Yo mama so bald headed when she showers she gets brainwashed

Yo mama so old I told her to act her age the and the ***** died

Yo mama so poor when she lit a match the roaches started singing Clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord cause we got heat!

Answer 9

yo mamma's so stupid...she watched Yo mamma on MTV and actually thought it was funny

Answer 10

yo mamma is like a bus she is big,dirty ,smell,and she only a dollar to ride