2006-08-25 16:38:41 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
pudding.
always works ;) try saying it during an awkward silence.
2006-08-25 16:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pet Centipede
This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a beer or two. So he asked the pet, "Would you like to go to Sam's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Sam's place and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
2006-08-25 23:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by Apollo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tickle
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2006-08-25 23:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by Tony 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
2006-08-25 23:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by still breathing 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am 53 years old and retired and a grandma and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up!!
2006-08-25 23:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a perm in my hair this spring and my niece said it looked like Oprah's. Well my 4yr old overheard her and now when I fix my hair she says "mommy you look like okra"
2006-08-25 23:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by ArkyGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I drink so much, that the last time I took a urine test an olive came out!!!!
2006-08-25 23:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by CarloS 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You killed Kenny, You B*A*S*T*A*R*D. South Park,
I can't think of any more, my brain hurts, this is tooooo hard, y did u have to pick a complex question.
I can spell 3 words, Dawg, Dewd and Phat hehehehe.... randomness!
CHEESEYCLAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-25 23:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by Max 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Meddle not in the affairs of the dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
2006-08-25 23:41:51 · answer #9 · answered by Kayari of Midnight 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
something amusing
2006-08-25 23:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by goodbye 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have to give me something to work with, I can't just say something funny. Then it won't be funny.
2006-08-25 23:41:33 · answer #11 · answered by Tammy ™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋