2006-08-25 16:24:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Congratulations! I knew you had it in you!
2006-08-25 16:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jebnifer 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Inside every older person is a younger person -
wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.
Richard Armour
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier
If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
J. P. Sears
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Euripides
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized
for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell
Call this an unfair generalization if you must,
but old people are no good at everything.
Moe, from the Simpsons
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
Stephen Wright
2006-08-27 23:30:48 · answer #2 · answered by BookLovr5 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how old are they- you could say geez your getting old but just think in 5 years time you'll be 30 and that's waaaaay old man i can already see the wrinkles forming but since it's your birthday i thought i would be nice and give you some anti wrinkle cream
and then as a side present give them some anti wrinkle cream
2006-08-25 23:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I fill out my girl friends card every year with
" no matter how old you get I will still be younger than you ! "
She is only a few weeks older than me .. so it works.
2006-08-26 00:55:08 · answer #4 · answered by timberleigh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are just like wine...
As more the years passes,
The more I appreciate you!
Happy Birthday!!
2006-08-28 05:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gas prices are high
The houses are too
Your birthday is here
Best wishes for you!
2006-08-25 23:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by SweetNurse 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"You're older than dirt"
"40's not old...if you're a tree"
"I didn't put candles on your cake this year, because I was afraid I'd have to call the fire department."
"Old enough to know better - still too young to care."
2006-08-25 23:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by sweet_leaf 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Happy Dirtbay!
My nephew said this several years ago..
2006-08-26 06:01:07 · answer #8 · answered by snowcrablegs 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Happy LABOR Day!
2006-08-25 23:31:26 · answer #9 · answered by JenJen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy ____ Birthday!
Hey that's funny this is the third year you turn ____!
2006-08-26 17:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by Chicago JC 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you no the person good just do something dumb like.... happy birthday i hope i dont have to go to your dumb party cuz i no it will suck...
2006-08-29 17:23:20 · answer #11 · answered by somekid2424 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋