2006-08-25 14:34:58 · 10 answers · asked by [blahh] ™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK I'll just put it this way.....
NEVER put a vibrator with a loose switch in a drawer that gets shook alot and end up having to call a repair man to your house to find out what the strange noise is that is coming out of your Jacuzzi even after you shut it off because your worried it might catch on fire.
2006-08-25 14:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by daydreambeliever0000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once, when I was a young man,....... let's just say it was a long time ago and let it go at that. Anyway, I was working in a hardware store in Indianapolis when a young woman came in, in need of something or other and was quite upset because her husband had sent her on the errand and she did not want to go back with the wrong thing. She appeared to be about eight months pregnant and I was trying to help her and thinking I could put her at ease with a bit of humor I said " I don't know if you have noticed but I think you may be with child." To which she replied." I better not be, I had a hysterectomy about three months ago!" Well I was mortified and began stammering and searching for what I could say to get out of the mess I had put myself in when she began laughing and then I did as well. At the end of it we parted mutually relived. Sadly, I learned nothing from the experience and have self inflicted athletes mouth to this day.
2006-08-25 21:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by Justin Case 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I breed dogs and I work for a non-profit organization that trains dogs for people with disabilities, we were having a conversation about who determines the number of puppies that will be born in a litter, its the female, but the problem with this is we were at a fundraiser at Easter time and they were handing out those plastic eggs that we were suppose to give to kids if they didn't find any eggs, and I made the mistake of saying "I'm full of eggs." My boss still won't let me live it down, she always asks if I've found my sperm donor yet.
2006-08-25 22:22:10 · answer #3 · answered by ~Kricket~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In fourth grade i had to givs a speech about salmon. I got up there and froze. i actually started crying too! i had to stand up there till i coukld talk and 20 min went by so the teacher made me read half of it.
2006-08-25 21:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My hubby says.......... " Farting in front of my wife!" LOL! That's funny
My most embarrassing moment..... When I was having my baby girl.... And they said push... I just couldn't let anyone see me make those faces.... I ended up having a c-section....! I know , I know.... Silly...! â¥
2006-08-25 21:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by Not Spoiled Just Loved♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most embarrsing moment....I was having sex with my boyfriend and he made me fart
2006-08-25 21:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by NaijaPrincess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was just about to ask this boy out and i bent down and ripped my pants then another girl came and asked him out before me and i never got the guy
2006-08-25 21:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tripped in front of my crush and landed right on my face.
2006-08-25 21:36:44 · answer #8 · answered by ((ANIMAL* LOVER)) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My panties broke and fell to my feet. I had on a dress.....lol
2006-08-25 21:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have too many to list just one
2006-08-25 21:37:27 · answer #10 · answered by soapfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋