I read that they were in the newspaper this morning.
2006-08-25 13:59:42 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because we have all been taught to blow their heads off when we were children! They're finally plotting revenge!
2006-08-25 14:04:14 · answer #1 · answered by Speedo Inspector 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because we all need some bright sunshiny yellow in our lives. They're not plotting war, they're plotting earth. Newspapers never get it right.
2006-08-25 21:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by Linda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two things you need to stop doing:
1/ Reading "The Metro" for anything other than the Nemi comic and Word-Wheel puzzle.
2/ Adding ground-up LSD Brand multivitamin tablets to your coffee.
2006-08-25 21:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by markp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they are tired of being classified as a "weed" and they want the same equal rights as other flowers receive. So they are spreading themselves across the US...jumping from lawn to lawn...and once there are too many of them to ignore...they'll lash out and hold our landscaping hostage until they get what they want.
2006-08-26 08:10:01 · answer #4 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are waging war inside your brain.
2006-08-25 21:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, how may days has it been since you last took your medication?
2006-08-25 21:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://news.ask.com/news?q=Why+are+dandelions+plotting+war+against+the+US%3f&search=Search&news=true&qsrc=19&o
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sorry peewee....my news didn't report the such.
2006-08-25 21:06:28 · answer #7 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know but my dog sure loves them at least to take them away!
2006-08-25 21:03:11 · answer #8 · answered by JoeBoxer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nuke 'em
2006-08-25 21:02:53 · answer #9 · answered by Zombi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋