so I can laugh when I come back after work at 8.
2006-08-25 12:30:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking
the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to
the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that
cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the
ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to
the bar!"
"No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death."
"Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks
over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure
enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet
right in front of the bar.
"I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" .
So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches
the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar.
"Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!"
"Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second
fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to
fall screaming to his death on the rocks below.
The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink.
The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him:
"You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been
drinking, Superman".
2006-08-25 14:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in the ccu[cardiac care unit],cause I had a heart attack.They hooked me up to this machine that automatically
checks my blood pressure.A little after midnight a nurse comes in to draw some blood.She removes the cuff,wrapping around the siderail of the bed,takes some tubes of blood and leaves,
I`m a bit groggy from the morphine and the lateness of the hour.But I knew something was gonna happen.Sure enough,right
on cue the cuff started to inflate and check the bed`s blood pressure.It didn`t have one.
OK,maybe ya hadda be there.
2006-08-25 19:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's two blond jokes that's all I got.
A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff,
"I wish you guys would get your stupid act together. Just
yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect
me to show it to you!"
How do you know when a blonde has been using the computer?
There is white out on the screen
2006-08-25 19:40:35 · answer #3 · answered by MMN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady got lost at the dollar tree today while I was there. It's a small store....No lie..
2006-08-25 22:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to hear something funny? Okay. Here it is.
Something Funny
2006-08-25 20:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by usa_grl15 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Our president is actually a Martian.
2006-08-25 21:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watched scary movie 4. that was a blast. you oughta watch it.
2006-08-25 19:35:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sweet Dreams 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the pig fell in the mud!
2006-08-25 19:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by cindy loo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many ***** does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2006-08-25 19:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by Zelda Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright already !!!!!
How did the Little Mermaid phone home?
SHELL PHONE!!!!!
I HOPE THAT YOU SMILE A LITTLE !!!!
2006-08-25 19:35:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋