He told me that I could have plastic surgary to make my thingy bigger.
They can give me an extra 2 inches for £ 500.00
an extra 4 inches £ 1,500.00 and if I want the full works I can have and extra 10 inches for £ 5000.00
Doctor told me to go home and discuss it with the wife and come back in a week.
Went back to see the doctor today he asked what did my wife want.
She said a new Kitchen !!
2006-08-25 12:29:35 · 22 answers · asked by simjam31 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Ha Ha good for her.I havent laughed so hard in a long time thank you...
2006-08-25 12:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by nanny2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This thing about small and big really doesnt make any sense, at the end its all the blood flow involved...I think u should spend this money on a good therapist or maybe even a sexologist..u see the problem is not how big or small your thingy is the problem is from the inside....try therapy and be happy with what God has given you...just thank him that it works and its normal and not full of defects or disease,by the way I remember seeing a patient once (i'm a nurse) and she did some plastic surgery on her thingy and she ended up loosing her clitoris and she could no longer feel the pleasure of having an orgasim in other words she lost her woman hood and there was nothing we could do for her, it was really sad to see that young woman going through...so really think about this one...good luck
2006-08-25 19:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey dude. If the wife is happy with it why do you want to make it bigger? Thinking of dipping in another pool? Sick Bastard! lol just kidding. Funny joke by the way I'll be telling it in the near future lol
2006-08-25 19:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by corina381 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spend the money on the new kitchen and just give the small thingy a hard pull before sex.
2006-08-25 19:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by stick man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a great answer from your wife... it shows that she loves you exactly as you are and really isn't bothered or worried. maybe you are worrying to much, because if there was a major size problem, i'm sure your wife wouldn't have asked for a new kitchen.
2006-08-26 02:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by Elle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm, an extra 10 inches and a lot of people chasing you to get you to show ur extended manhood to them!!
Save ur money and get your wife to stretch it for u...free,
she can still have her new kichen and her man with a huge willy........making her the envy of all females!!
Good luck!!x
2006-08-26 01:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by splight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think we should have a whip round for you and raise (excuse the pun) enough money to give you a 10 incher
2006-08-25 19:38:11 · answer #7 · answered by creak165 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm with your wife. the kitchen will be entirely more practical and will last longer
2006-08-25 19:31:49 · answer #8 · answered by Dawny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the new kitchen.
2006-08-25 19:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by Maya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehee. Keep some money for me then, I could do with doubling my size (£5k)....in my dreams!
2006-08-25 19:34:39 · answer #10 · answered by brian h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋