tell uz sum jokes
2006-08-25 10:34:46 · 4 answers · asked by matt!! 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Before sending his troops to invade France, Der Fuhrer Hitler gave them a pep talk. "When you have come to France, You will kill many French soldiers. You will see many beautiful French women, and you will make passionate love to them. When you have done this, you will say to them: 'In nine months you will bring forth a Son, and you will call his name Adolf.'" A German soldier who had listened raptly to this, fought fiercely, and killed many French soldiers. Then he saw a beautiful French woman who, unlike the rest, seemed glad to see him. He made passionate love to her. Then, while zipping his pants, he said, "In nine months you will bring forth a Son, and you will call his name Adolf." The beautiful French woman replied, "Sooner than that, you will bring forth new life, and you will call its name Syphilis. Vive la France!"
2006-08-25 10:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by The First Dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
earz a funni 4 ya......if u taulk lik viss u wood not b able 2 get a job....cos u wood be stooopid.....no wot I mean like...
2006-08-25 10:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so stupid she ran into a parked car
yo momma is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she said wheres my gumball?
2006-08-25 10:39:07 · answer #3 · answered by redsox4life 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How did the Polish golfish die?
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It drowned!
2006-08-25 10:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by Sugar_Mama 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋