2006-08-25 10:03:57 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Not aliens from another country aliens from another planet. You know, ETs.
2006-08-25 10:17:34 · update #1
aluminum cap ( then they can't see you ) CAUTION FOIL WILL NOT WORK !
2006-08-25 10:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is actually an interesting question because it just so happens that I have been ubducted by aliens and I spend my time now traveling to different colleges, giving lectures on how to decrease your risks of being abducted.
The first thing I tell people who eager to learn how not to become the next probed butthole, is to be aware of your surroundings. If you are alone, and you have been drinking, and are in a wooded area - leave immediatly! Find someone who is not hopped up on acid that can possibly tell the difference between a space ship and a squirrel pooping on a telephone wire
Secondly, when you're sleeping at night and your dog sticks his little cold nose into your bum - don't confuse that with an alien abduction.
FInally, stay away from the mail.
2006-08-25 10:11:29 · answer #2 · answered by Paley Pale 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The easiest way to avoid alien encounters, especially abductions, is to be a simple, basically normal person.
They simply can't stand boring normal people and avoid them like the plague. Considering the psychological profile of the average abductee, that should be rather evident by now.
2006-08-25 14:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by Jay T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DR. Z noting is wrong with mexicans and some illegals are canadians, asians, and others to
so wacht what you say mr.
ok back to the qyestion problly be hiding under the bed
*well ya*
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2006-08-25 10:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by ballet_tigger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NEVER, I repeat Never, date the head alien. That's a sure fire way to get yourself abducted.
2006-08-27 15:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by PepperPatty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay in a big city...aliens seem to like the tranquility of empty spaces...
2006-08-25 10:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by a kinder, gentler me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy some anti-alien spray and put it all over you, reapply often when outside. That should do the trick.
2006-08-25 10:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by sheila c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you must be alien material.Do you have anything that they might want?If they haven't sent for you yet,your probably free to go about your business.
2006-08-25 10:11:29 · answer #8 · answered by Rather be dead than red... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't go near mexican border, or don't go to Tijuana, there are many illegeal aliens.......they want to come to united states...errr are you talking about illegal aliens, or aliens from outer space
2006-08-25 10:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
TAKE AN UMBARELLA WITH YOU WHEREVER YOU GO PLUS A PACK OF EXTRA STRONG MINTS,3 GARLIC BULBS AND A COPY OF THE DAILY MAIL,I DO THIS EVERY DAY AND I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ANYONE
2006-08-25 10:07:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just wear something green and pretend like you are an alien so that they won't hurt you. cuz y would they be interested in you if u look just like them. u get me? ok.
2006-08-25 10:06:03 · answer #11 · answered by BUM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋