I have to write a speech for comm. class and it is a how to speech and I need ideas on how to prevent, escape and cope with aliens abductions. They can be humorous they don't have to be serious. I already heard they are afraid of vaccumes so that kind of information will be helpful. Thankyou.
2006-08-25 09:30:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
You could carry a vacuum cleaner with you.
Or line your hat with heavy duty tin foil, so they can't influence your thoughts. Be sure to ground it, though!
2006-08-25 09:34:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First and foremost, don't live in a trailer park...those guys always get abducted before the rest of us. I don't know about the vacuum thing, but it makes sense...after all, they're probably of a feminine nature anyway, and all females are scared of vacuumes. As for your speech comm class, I'd suggest you check to see if your professor is an alien. It could be he's going to abduct the student with the worst ideas.
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2006-08-25 09:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to live in terror of alien abductions, I would hear noises and leap out of my bed as quickly as I could to avoid the possibly and probably imaginary spaceships outside of my window. I was terrified by horrors that I'm sure you have heard by abductees such as higher beings removing their eyeballs and then putting them back into their sockets! Holy ****, I should not have you told you that. Anyways, the way to overcome this is to recognize that if a higher dimensional being should enter your room in the night, that you should feel honored to be abducted for it means that you are chosen for a mission of making a genuine impact on a world that is desperate need of change. I have learned that alien abduction is "not real" and it finally sunk in, but who the hell knows. However, if some great being takes someone they do not truly harm them in any way, if anything the experience is meant for you to grow to be able to achieve the greatness that some mystical being wants you to. You should be very honored to be abducted, to be taken, to be chosen to be one of the few who will help to create change. Probably, aliens aren't "real" but mere dreams but it is one hell of a powerful dream symbol and if you have this "dream" it may as well have happened in real life, its that powerful of an experience. Whether it is real or not doesn't even matter, the experience is powerful and contains a powerful message of helping your fellow man. Good luck with this
2014-02-04 10:49:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a mountain goat. Mountain goats secrete a substance through their nostrils which lures swamp opossums. The aliens (the kidnapping kind, not the ET version) hate the sound that swamp opossums make (they shriek at a frequency of 34.1 blowing the eardrums of all evil aliens)
In the case you can't find a mountain goat, go by subways and SPECIFICALLY order a meatball melt with extra cheese and tomato. So in case you are kidnapped, at least you wont be hungry.
I think there is a slow leak in my house...
2006-08-25 09:42:45 · answer #4 · answered by M Double 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's actually an insurance company that will sell you alien abduction insurance. I think they might have even paid out a claim to someone. That might be interesting to look up.
2006-08-25 09:43:57 · answer #5 · answered by kris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 21:14:00 · answer #6 · answered by freije 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget to wear your pointy tin-foil cap so they can't track your brainwaves.
NOTE: may add more stuff as more madcap ideas enter my brain from my last abduction.
2006-08-25 09:59:56 · answer #7 · answered by slynx000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehee, oh so much fun, either stay underground or carry an Oreck wherever you go, if they come after you whip that baby out and turn it on!
2006-08-25 10:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by Archangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best way? Stop imagining about aliens.
2006-08-25 09:34:53 · answer #9 · answered by Ankit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By not believing they are aliens.. then you will not be abducted by them. just say animals
2006-08-25 09:35:53 · answer #10 · answered by YourDreamDoc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋