I want to get in a better mood today can anyone make me laugh or smile?

Answer 1

aardvark

Answer 2

ever hear of these computer viruses?

1. bulimia virus= eats up all your files then spews them out all mixed up
2. pro life virus= wont let you delete a file no matter how unwanted it is
3. pro choice virus= gives you a choice about whether or not to delete a file, even when it knows you definitly want to delete it
4. gynaecologist virus= invades your system where you dont want it to
5. elvis virus= your computer gets slow and lazy, and makes horrible sounds
6. alien virus= invades your system in places where no virus has ever been before
7. consultant virus= tests your system then sends you a bill for $2500

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
A psychologist is a man who, when a beautiful woman enters the room, watches everyone else.
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.... :)

Answer 3

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
http://www.indiabook.com/jokes/Entertainment_and_Arts/Bollywood/

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 4

yeah i can make u laugh. follow the steps below:

1. take off shoes
2. grasp mouse firmly
3. rub aforementioned mouse softly on bare foot.
4. feel tickle sensation
5. laugh uncontrollably
6. send naked pics to me

u coulda stopped at step 5, i was just making sure u were paying attention. (and they dont havta 2b naked, sexy lingerie will suffice)

now get back to work or i'll give u something to be sad about.

Answer 5

Music! and Chocolate...mmmmm try listening to Seal sing Crazy. If that doesn't cheer you up go buy some cold longnecks and drink with a friend! Works for me.

Answer 6

One guy used a pretty funny pick-up line on me today. He was all, "Are those space pants? cuz they make your butt look out of this world." it's cheesy, i know. but i thought it was cute. i laughed for most of the day after i heard it.

Answer 7

i usually am very silly but today im going to b serious and say just keep your head up and eventually the pull of gravity will form a smile on your face.
HA! :-)

Answer 8

there are 3 guys in a bar. ben, joe, and bob. ben and joe talk about the control they have over wives. then ask but about it and he says that just the other night she came over to him on her hands and knees. ben and joe look in astonishment and ask then what. then bob says that she said get out from under the bed and fight like a man lol.

Answer 9

We both live in Virginia. Let me take a cutie like you out for a nice night out.

Answer 10

You're cuter than a wet puppy. Sweeter than Virginia ham. Hotter than a pistol. and more beautiful than the Mona Lisa...
How's that??

Answer 11

I don't know if catie6206's instructions cheered you up but it sure gave me a good belly laugh.