what are good tricks i can use to get pregnent?

Question

o.k. just to clairify this is not autumn. i am a friend who is using her account.

Answer 1

5 Tricks on Getting Pregnant:

1. Look under you man's pillow or bed spread for toilet paper. Chances are he masterbated into it. Apply that sperm inside your vagina. Scan the ceilings (especially in the kitchen) for possible unaccounted for unwiped sperm that your mate may have "accidentally ejaculated."

2. Get your man drunk and when he passes out, it usually gets big, up and down and eventually something will discharge.

3. Tell him you are on the pill when you aren't

4. Convince him that you had your period (when you didn't) and celebrate by having sex.

5. Use men's public restrooms without a toilet seat cover.

Answer 2

Everyone's cycle is different. There is a myth that woman ovulate 14 days after their period begins...but that is only an AVERAGE and each month can be different. The other thing is that sperm can live inside you for up to 5 days.... so if you are having a shortened cycle one month and you have sex right after your period and you ovulate earlier than day 14 than yes, there is a chance of getting pregnant. They only way to know is to know exactly when you ovulate. There are several ways to know and some are more effective than others. Some can only predict before ovulation happens and some can only predict that is has already happened. The absolute best info I can give you is to go read a book called Taking Charge of your fertility by Toni Weschler. It will help you understand your body and all the myths about it. It will help you time when you are ovulating and the best times to conceive – or not! . It's about knowing your body and knowing when you are fertile or not. You can pick and choose what you do with your info. Good luck and don't listen the all the myths! Even if you don't get into charting and everything....it will help you in so many ways!

Answer 3

I would nto call it a trick but it helped us. My hubby and I tried for 2 years to have another child. Nothing was working. The doctors couldn't find anything wrong. We found out about an herbal medication for men and women through a friend's doctor. She said everyone she mentioned it to was pregnancy within 2 months. We thought what the heck we have tried everything and this is natural what can it hurt. We went on-line and did some more research about them. All the websites said the same thing as the doctor. So we bought a 3 month supply of Ovulex and Amberoz. WE each went through a bottle and a half and I became pregnant. Finally after 2 very hard years of trying, tests, crying, praying, more test, other medical solutions. I am now 10 weeks along and I fully 100% believe I wouldn't be if it were not for this medication. I swear by this stuff.

Answer 4

First of all, it's pregnant, please use spell check, it's so annoying when people want to get pregnant and can't even spell yet. Secondly, according to your last question, your baby is only 8 months old. You are nursing and taking Zoloft for postpartum depression. Maybe your problem is that you are not getting the attention you used to get when you where pregnant, and you are only wanting to be that way again to feed that hunger of attention.
Thirdly, Depression and nursing BOTH decrease ovulation. Get healthy, love the baby you have, and then worry about having another child.

Answer 5

To get pregnant you must have sex on a day that your eggs are being released. That is the best trick.

After the 3rd day from the day that menses started put a thermometer into your mouth and check your body temperature every morning before you start turning in bed. The best time is at about 4 a.m. Maintain a chart. You will find that on one day the body temperature drops from 1/2 degree to one degree. This is the day that your eggs are being released. If you want to get pregnant this is the day that you must have sex. Tell your husband to ejaculate on his inward thrust so that the sperms will shoot deep inside.

After having sex you must stay in bed for about 30 mins with your knees bent up with a pillow under your buttocks so that the sperms will not pour out - to enable them to travel up.

Get your husband to save his sperms in the testacles for at least 3 days before sex to enable them to mature well to do their job.

Answer 6

Here's what we did:
1. Plot your morning temparatures to figure out the day you ovulate.
2. Buy one of the over the counter pee indicators of high probability times).
3. Get an African Fertility doll
4. Be patient

I think #2 was mostly responsible, but...

Answer 7

Don't let yourself get stressed out to much about becoming pregnant! don't get to in to the whole ovulation charting and temp timing and all that jazz! A few times a week have very hot steamy sex with your partner and don't think about conceiving while your doing it. try that for a few months and I'm sure the out come will surprise you with a baby! " stay stress free "

Answer 8

there are no tricks for getting pregnant but... if your periods are regular your ovulation day is roughly 14 days before your next period so try having sex 3/4 times a day 17 days before your next period for about 3/5 days... and HAVE FUN TRYING

Answer 9

Ok wait a second. Your last question says you have post-partum depression from having your last child, who is only 8 months old. Do you REALLY need to be having another child when mentally you're NOT ready for another one? Don't make your 8-month-old suffer by having another kid.

Answer 10

Ok. I know this will sound weird but it worked for me. After sex, pull your knees to your chest and stay in that position for a few minutes.....if it works, you won't get your period next month, your pregnancy test will be positive and 9 months later you'll be parents. (It's kinda scary though. My baby boy is now 16 and wants a car. HELP!!!!) Ha ha ha ha.