Will you vote for Hillary?

Question

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas).

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus, Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?).

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?

WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clinton's charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!

When she runs for President, will you vote for her?

I didn't write this, I'm just passing it along.

Answer 1

i wouldnt vote for Hillary based on the fact she ran for senate in a state she doesnt represent, could she really be serving the public, and their interest? nope!!!!

Answer 2

First, balloting for Hillary is compared to balloting for my mom. i'm too on the brink of her age for that. yet i'm balloting for Hillary because i have self assurance she is the ideal man or woman for the pastime. not because she is a lady, no matter if that's a plus. and that i'm not balloting for her to added the feminist stream. i have self assurance that we choose a good chief no matter if that's a male or lady. and that i recognize Hillary can do the pastime. She has been around the political scene lengthy adequate to entice close the way it extremely works. she is going to regulate issues from what they have been the most suitable 8 years. i do not choose a Hillary obama cost ticket. i don't have self assurance him and could not vote for him. i imagine that she is one woman who can do the pastime, yet not because she is a lady, yet because she has the adventure in congress to entice close what to anticipate. She is difficult and does not end even as the going receives difficult. She cares about the human beings of this u . s ., each and each of the human beings. and could do more beneficial for them then any body else. She has a shown list. yet no one ought to vote for her because she is a lady. yet because she will have the capacity to do the pastime. obama is weak even as it includes in basic terms answering troublesome questions, how can he run a u . s ..

Answer 3

Hillary is counting on the female vote. All those uninformed females that will vote for her just because she is a woman and because it would be nice to have a woman President. Hillary will win with this strategy against any Man.

I will not vote for her but I will vote for Dr. Rice. She brings to the table a really smart woman plus black. thus killing the crossover woman vote and splits the Democrat Black vote giving Dr. Rice the win.
That is why the Dems hate Rice so.

Answer 4

I have some more thank you's:

Dear Mr. Clinton,

1. Thank you for not getting us involved in an inescapable war that blew off my friend's finger, and permanately damaging another friend as he watched his best friend die in his arms.

2. Thank you for being respectful to the United Nations and communicating to them with eloquence and logic.

3. Thank you for realizing that there are other countries out there aside from our country, and thank you for being respectful to them.

4. Thank you for showing us that the public is more concerned with the private life of a president than his policies.

5. Thank you for providing our Government organizations with professionals to help clean up disasters, and not one of your "buddies".

6. Thank you for not taking more vacation time than any other president in U.S. history, which our current president has managed to do.

7. Thank you for acting as a neutral mediator in the Mid-east peace process, specifically at the oslo accords.

8. Thank you for not losing the respect of the entire world, which our current government has somehow managed to do.


So to answer your question -- Hell yes.

Answer 5

no, never.
bravo, so nicely stated. i think all is true what you said, but i am not sure about the housing stuff. the list of clinton transgressions is long and disgusting.
you have forgotten that bill was the first prez to start a legal defense fund and hill was the first first lady to be subpoenaed by a grand jury and to testify.

Answer 6

I know this is in the form of a question, but pardon my ignorance: Wow! President Clinton is the ONLY President who is entitled to all of those extras? And senator Clinton is the ONLY senator who receives those benefits? Or maybe it's just Democrats? Yeah! That's what you are implying! Those super-filthy rich oil tycoon and arms-dealing Democrats.

Answer 7

Most of the ranting seemed to be about Bill, yet it was taken out on Hillary. Do you not see that they are two SEPARATE beings. I'm not saying that she's perfect by any means, but if she runs against another Bush, I'll vote for her in a heartbeat. If not, it depends on who the candidate is...

Oh, and where's the rant on the Bush family? I'd love to read it.

Answer 8

NO WAY, i was a die hard democrat but they cured me of that in the last administration and election...hillary was ultra left and certainly not inclusive if you were anything but a liberal democrat now she's playing middle of the road. i want a president who is inclusive of all parties and beliefs that brings this country together rather than tearing it apart by partisan ranting. i want a leader who sticks to who they are not changes when the polls change.....i don't know who i'll vote for democrat or republican or third party but they better bring something to the table whoever they are that will convince me they deserve my vote.

Answer 9

Does anyone have the faintest idea how to stop the "retirement" pay of the senators?? Somebody has GOT to come up with SOME idea of what to do and how to do it!! Everybody in the US would vote to stop it!!
But how do we do it????

Answer 10

Thanks for the informative and important reminder of those wonderful Clintons! All of the Clinton lovers need to have their memories refreshed!
The only thing I would add is thank you Mr. and Mrs. Clinton for driving your dear, lifelong friend, Vince Foster, to suicide (if indeed it was).
The thought of her as Commander In Chief sends chills up my spine!