Which one amuses you most?

Question

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie- The kind where you pooped it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.

Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Dog Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.

The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

Answer 1

Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.


Holy crap, i'm laughing so hard right now.

This was funny.

Thanks for the laugh man!

Answer 2

Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.

Answer 3

The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!

Answer 4

Hillarious!!! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! I think you have covered every type of poopie there is. The most amusing poopie to me is the "Dangling Poopie." I can't believe I just answered this question. . . .

Answer 5

I think you talk about poopie at your dinner table as well. lol

I wonder why you haven't mentioned about the *colors* of poopie... from the gradation of white (malnutrition) to yellow, light brown, brown, dark brown, and black (old )?
Whether it floats, or sink?
All these informations are indicators of a person's health.

Answer 6

The Hiroshima- Explosive Diarrhea with huge amounts of gas exploding everywhere. So fast that you can sit there and watch your stomach go down.

Answer 7

OMG, this is so funny...Ok I can't choose, it's a tie between 2nd Wave, Lincoln Log (I make my husband come see those so we both can laugh), Corn and Liquid (that's always disgusting but funny).

Answer 8

Too bad this is so long, I could use it to answer that what's the funniest question you've ever seen question.

Answer 9

what amuses me the most is that you know so much about your ****. congratulations, you spent 6 years in college to recieve a 'poop major'. how does it make you feel? i bet you get a lot of job offers.

Answer 10

You're pretty gross, but this mad eme laugh the most: the dangling poopie. You're nasty, but thanks for the laugh!