Can you tell me the funniest joke you know?
The best will get 10 points..
2006-08-25 06:13:13 · 7 answers · asked by JayHawk 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
An old man is in the middle of the street yelling "YX15T46, YX15T46,YX15T46, YX15T46", when a young kid looks at him and say "I'm going to go join that crazy man and help him count."
The kid stands next to the old man and starts yelling "T4Y12U5, T4Y12U5, T4Y12U5, T4Y12U5, T4Y12U5."
The old man stops and yells at the kid "what are you doing? you made me forget the license plate of the car who ran me over."
2006-08-25 06:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Question - why wont a guy let a friend or anyone barrow his truck or his woman?
Answer - because u can throw a rod in either of them
lmao.. that one gets me evey time...
2006-08-25 07:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well why did the chicken cross the road?
to catch up with the rooster and beat him for crowing so early in the morning.....
2006-08-25 06:18:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the lepar say to the prostitute?
...You can keep the tip!
2006-08-25 06:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"When You Were Born,Yo Mama Had Morning Sickness,AFTER You Was Born!"
2006-08-25 06:17:16 · answer #5 · answered by Dolce&Gabbana™ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the sign outside a whorehouse say?Beat IT. WE'RE CLOSED''
2006-08-25 06:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by SUN FLOWER 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask bag lady.
2006-08-25 06:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋