2006-08-25 05:25:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I have one. It is quite expensive, however. Contact me and I will tell you where to send the money. Then I will send it to you.
2006-08-25 05:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by jurydoc 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know the one they gave you in school [to wear in class] ? Line that with dryer lint , then pluck out all your pubes and make a fringe to protect your eyes. Then cover it in foil the shiny side out! Wear it only when you are out of the house and it will protect you from everything!
2006-08-25 12:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Velostat is supposedly the best material by far to stop alien abductions and thought control.
2006-08-25 12:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just line your hat with aluminum foil. That should deflect their controlling thoughts and save you from the death rays too.
In the meantime, did you get the message I sent you?
2006-08-25 12:30:56 · answer #4 · answered by JaneB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, since the aliens made you ask this question, I'm not going to answer so that won't know how to bypass my hat.
2006-08-25 12:36:59 · answer #5 · answered by Praderwilli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you want a tall, conical hat with no brim. These are available in party stores, and are referred to as 'dunce caps'.
2006-08-25 12:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by Michael K 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've found that lining my steel pot with alumnium foil works well. Don't try it with the kevlar helmet it doesn't work.
2006-08-25 12:31:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tin foil is the way to go man.
2006-08-25 12:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that latex condoms work.
2006-08-25 12:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, it's called the "giant condom hat" it protects you from any mindcontrol AND STDs....
2006-08-25 12:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋