Bored at work and need some amusement.
Give me some t-shirt slogans to have a laugh at.
2006-08-25 05:11:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my t-shirt says:
HELP SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT:
PLANT A BUSH BACK IN TEXAS
2006-08-25 05:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two from shirts I actually own:
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
And the one I wear to work to stoke up the Quality Assurance folks:
When all else fails, manipulate the data.
2006-08-25 12:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter's T shirt has a giant ear of corn on it and a farmer who is taking off the leaves and it says Get Shucked.
2006-08-25 12:16:09 · answer #3 · answered by goodbye 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sarcasm one of the services I offer
5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions
sometimes I wake up grumpy most mornings I let her sleep
If u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d to g3t l4id
Say no to drugs....... this is your a ss before jail o
this is your a ss after jail O
Have a great day and thanks for the 2 points.
2006-08-25 12:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by c0mplicated_s0ul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beer letting ugly people enjoy sex since 1889
2006-08-25 12:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by E.B. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not lazy, just unmotivated
camo - can you see me now
if you can read my shirt you are too close
things that p*ss me off: waiting in line, politics, and the stupid f*cks trying to read my shirt
2006-08-25 12:22:09 · answer #6 · answered by bown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Support your local strip club.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
Fuc* you you fuc*ing fuc*.
2006-08-25 12:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Pluto is so a planet!"
"My other T-shirt is a tuxedo."
Front: "Don't read the back of this shirt."
Back: "Watch where you are going, you clutz!"
2006-08-25 12:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus is coming, hide the porn
jesus paid for our sins, so lets get our money's worth
2006-08-25 12:23:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
check out tshirthell.com funny,imoral funny
2006-08-25 12:15:01 · answer #10 · answered by klownma@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋