My best friend as per usaul ended up doing all the cooking cleaning packing etc for their camping trip and when she said to her husband that it wasn't fair and he should help out he said it wasn't his fault that he won the gender lotto...{fkr}...What would have bee a good comeback for that??...{She spazzed}
2006-08-25 03:57:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Wow.....the man takes the prize! No come back, revenge would be better. Tell your friend, say nothing this time, but plan diligently for the next camping trip. The Plan is:
don't pack anything that belongs to him: underwear, clothes, shaving kits, etc. But pack only her things, and if she can get her hands on women's clothes, underwear, shoes, boots that would fit her husband, even if she has to go to a thrift shop to buy them.
That's what she should pack for him....and pack all "Chick Foods", so when they get to their camping destination, that's all he'll have to wear and eat! Then she can say, "All fair in the gender lotto of life, and you just lost today.! May be he'll think twice about the message, and learn to help her out in the future.
Good Luck to your friend!
PS, as an after thought: also spray his clothes with a "hint"
of sweet smelling perfume, so all the bugs will be attracted to him! Let them eat him alive--and hide the bug spray!...she can smile from within!
2006-08-25 04:18:52 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Mia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him he just won the divorce lotto.
2006-08-25 11:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She should have said, "You are correct Sir. Would you care for your backrub now?" Then hit him over the head with a pan!
2006-08-25 11:04:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She can vary the details, but the general message is "no sex for a week."
2006-08-25 11:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by Akfek_Branford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must not have been a very big pay-out
2006-08-25 11:04:42 · answer #5 · answered by frogger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
divorce
2006-08-25 11:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your first respondant had it right
2006-08-25 11:04:53 · answer #7 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Gee, and I thought you were a man all this time."
2006-08-25 11:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋