The terror alert has gone up my fellow Americans. Because of it, and to protect you I have re written the US Patriot Act and to protect you, from now on camaras will be put at every street corner, microphones too, bussinesses will turn in their security tapes in daily. We will monitor what Americans do on the internets, listen to every conversation anyone ever has over the phone, monitor what tv shows people watch, and anyone that says something bad about America, the government or the current administration will be jailed for terrorism, along with their families. Don't worry, this is all to protect you from terrorists.
2006-08-25 01:15:37 · 9 answers · asked by Dubya & The Brain 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
how can you protect us citizens from yourself..
2006-08-25 01:19:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds great, MISTER President;
I'm sure you and Dick Cheney have no problem with moving to a new undisclosed location, CBS' "Big Brother" program.
From now on, you will be monitored and recorded 24/7/365. This includes the bathroom, the bedroom, your stock trading patterns in relationship to your campaign contributors, and access to your bank accounts before and after the bi-weekly Carlyle group meetings with the bin Laden family and the other royal and privileged families of Saudi Arabia.
And if you don't want Dan Rather to get hold of the videotapes we've already made of you and Condoleezza Rice in the Lincoln Bedroom and the White House tunnels, you might want to reconsider your position on the US Constitution being "just a god*amned piece of paper." We have a feeling that you may be in need of the protection of the fifth amendment very shortly.
A word to the wise is sufficient. With you, Mister Bush, we'll probably need about fifty volumes with very small words and lots of pictures of Waldo.
---The American Public
2006-08-25 01:41:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All "questions" like this will accomplish is to get more Republicans elected. In a couple of months when American voters go the polls to elect their senators and representatives, your so-called solutions to problems will backfire on you. Just keep that in mind.
If you're really that concerned the federal government is watching you, then, hey, you've got something to hide. Paranoid: quit doing the drugs.
2006-08-25 01:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by Nani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, do we get to vote on that? Also, before we are done voting, have the results on the news? I'm surprised you haven't changed the rules to allow a president to reside for more than two terms in office. Nice picture...way to rub it in that our country is ran by a person that looks stupid but in reality is a oil landlord, power tripping, controlling ego maniac with a sip of beer.
Why don't you just resign and move to the tropics.
2006-08-25 01:32:08 · answer #4 · answered by missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with bildymooner in I have nothing to hide. I think you have taken it a little to the extreme, but if it happened, I wouldn't care. It doesn't take away any of the rights that you currently have. Do you not want anyone to know that you're on Yahoo answers?
2006-08-25 01:36:33 · answer #5 · answered by surelycoolgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the big deal, are you hiding somthing? Does it affect your every day life in any way?Democrats=ignorance/Republicans=facts
2006-08-25 01:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by non-conformists-are-conformers 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that idea. I have nothing to hide. When will we be able to start it? Please hurry.
2006-08-25 01:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the question is????
2006-08-25 01:21:35 · answer #8 · answered by flip103158 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then we have no more privacy :(
2006-08-25 01:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋