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Thank God for insurance!

2006-08-25 00:48:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

My Good God do some of you make me Laugh! Thanks eh! Okay you "Fly Girls" we won't burn down the landlords house. Man, I hope you two aren't flying planes. LOL!

2006-08-25 02:26:17 · update #1

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When nothing else will remove a) the stench or b) the uninvited guests?

2006-08-25 00:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Well this is only so if the part gets so boring that people start playing Pictionary around you and reading books.! Ha Ha!

Then, it is time to burn down the house... because the party is bad that no other person should ever know of it's existence. Otherwise if the party is hot, no need to make it any hotter!

2006-08-25 07:50:51 · answer #2 · answered by Answers Anyone 4 · 0 0

In one of your other questions you mentioned a landlord. Obviously this property is not yours therefore you have no right to burn down the house. If you burn it down anyway your landlord can press charges to have you arrested for destruction of property.

2006-08-25 08:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by ModelFlyerChick 6 · 0 0

You shouldn't even think about burning a house down. Is it even yours? It if isn't then hell no! DO NOT burn it down. That is dangerous and a stupid idea. I hope you didn't already burn down the house.

2006-08-25 07:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by AirForceChic8679 1 · 0 0

I don't understand your question as it is never appropriate to burn down any house, and, insurance will not pay you if you burn it down. If you get so far as to having them send you a check, then it is fraud and they will eventually jail you.

2006-08-25 07:51:52 · answer #5 · answered by sophieb 7 · 0 0

i would advise you to burn it down while most people are still sober. otherwise there will be a house full of people who are too drunk to run out of the burning building and you will have the murders of several people on your conscience for the rest of your days.

2006-08-25 07:52:09 · answer #6 · answered by twystiejunior 2 · 0 0

when everyone gets drunk, junked and loaded in a high level , throwing up allover the place , destroyed most of the furniture , everybody sleeps on everybody , then

get a gas tank , a match , fire up the house , and report it

2006-08-25 07:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by spikydaisy 3 · 0 0

fifteen minutes after the first girl takes her top off

2006-08-25 07:52:05 · answer #8 · answered by niteshipper 3 · 0 0

When you're out of Firewood!!!

Or.......the house is Trashed.....beyond repair

LOL GOOD LUCK

2006-08-25 07:54:25 · answer #9 · answered by nkkidw040602 3 · 0 0

when the whole place is completely trashed....then it's perfectly acceptable.....lol Have a great time!

2006-08-25 07:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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