2006-08-25 00:02:51 · 22 answers · asked by Chris P 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Look buddy, she's married and Homer is a pretty hefty guy.I'd leave well alone. She's got 3 kids. Do you really want all that baggage..? I hear the eldest is a tear-away- could do you some damage.
If you still think it's a good idea then write to Matt Groening.
2006-08-25 00:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by spaghettios4891 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find out who her acting agent is and send a letter!
Or you could bribe an animator into turning you into a simpsons character so you're simpson persona can do it for you!
2006-08-25 13:08:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
beat up homer and then kidnap the kids and tell marge she'll only get them back if she marries u
2006-08-25 10:07:48 · answer #3 · answered by sundance 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kill off homer. buy bart and lisa's love with presents and invite marge to mo's for a slap up sandwich then home to "snuggle"
2006-08-25 07:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by Barson 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just do it or equally you could ask me out as iam real attractive comp0ared to some ugly female character from the simpsons
2006-08-25 07:06:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweetheart r u sittin down? yes, good I h8 2 break it 2 u, but........
She is nt a real person! Oh & santa, all the elves, the tooth fairy, yep uve guessed it. SORRY try some therapy, it may do u some good XxX
2006-08-25 07:10:44 · answer #6 · answered by Lynz Lou XxX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh C'mon she is a happily married woman - do you really want to be responsible for breaking up a family? She has been married for years and has 3 kids - it would destroy them, don't be so selfish.
2006-08-25 07:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by Keira 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Difficult one because Homer is very jealous and Bert would not want his mum to go out with a stranger!
2006-08-25 07:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, just call her up and ask if she would like a three some with yourself and Homer.
2006-08-25 07:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay well clear - she would only thoughtlessly break your heart being a two dimensional character lacking in depth.
2006-08-25 07:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋