2006-08-25 00:02:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ask this guy:
Woman swats cockroach in Kitchen, disposes of in toilet, then notices that the thing is still squirming around in the bowl. She returns to the kitchen, picks up a can of RAID and kills bug dead.
Hubby is in a hurry to enter the bathroom so she doesn't flush. Mistake Number One.
Hubby sits down on the bowl, disposes of lit cigarette beneath him, causing explosion which shatters the porcelain throne and embeds shards in his gluteous maximus. Mistake Number Two - time to quit smoking.
Quick thinking wife dials 911.
EMTs arrive and strap injured hubby to the ambulance gurney. As they wheel him out of the apartment they make Mistake Number Three - Don't ask wife how hubby sustained his injuries.
Wife then makes Mistake Number Four - Don't answer!
EMTs find the story so amusing and laugh so loudly that they Make Mistake Number Five - Don't laugh so hard you let go of gurney.
Hubby's gurney does a belly flop down three flights of stairs, causing fatal internal injuries to hubbby.
EMTs lose job.
Moral of the story: Don't forget to flush!
2006-08-25 06:34:38 · answer #1 · answered by AndyH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on your injury.I got hit by a truck 6 months ago.Right side om my brain dosent work right.I still get around pretty good but now I'm "SLOW".Thought processing and attention span is real bad.Sometime my family laugh about it .It's a serious injury;
But some time,laughter is the best medicine.
Hang in there baby,you are gonna be alright.
2006-08-25 07:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by pops 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people have no idea how bad you are hurt. they just see a chance to laugh, to escape the normal at anyone's expense. you can laugh with them cause it makes you feel a litte better, but deep inside you could be seriously injured and that is nothing to laugh at.
2006-08-25 11:34:26 · answer #3 · answered by lidipiwi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋