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Has anybody ever produced a less environmentally friendly turd?

2006-08-24 23:56:57 · 21 answers · asked by Rizzo 3 in Home & Garden Other - Home & Garden

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the best way to shift a dead otter is break its back with a bog brush.....then flush

2006-08-25 00:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by bohbag2000 3 · 0 0

Just push it down with a thingy bathroom stick then soak the stick for the next user. Eat healthily and you won't be bothered with what you produce. You know that you are eating healthily because it falls away and floats a little not sinks or floats for ever. Also it is a good colour make sure that your pee is a healthy light yellow too or drink plenty of water. At least two liters a day

2006-08-24 23:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by sarell 6 · 0 0

Don't know about less environmentally friendly, but a friend of mine weighed herself before and after she had a poo once - she lost 2 pounds once she'd gone!

And now like to remind her about her "2 pound baby" constantly!

My flatmate also likes to block toilets regularly too. I now call her Becky Plop....

2006-08-25 00:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by Jem 3 · 0 0

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.

2006-08-25 02:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

DUDE..! That sounds rough...

Apparently boil the kettle to soften the poo-poo. Leave for a bit then FLUSH!!!! Try that.

GRIM!!!

2006-08-25 00:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by spaghettios4891 2 · 0 0

Happens all the time here. The kids like using up all the loo roll and they find it funny when the toilet overflows. I DON'T cos I have to clean it all up!!! YUK!!!

2006-08-25 00:00:47 · answer #6 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 0 0

You wait till you pass the table your gonna be in real trouble

2006-08-25 08:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by MOD 2 · 0 0

No. Just fish it out and bury it in the garden.

2006-08-25 00:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by Boris 5 · 0 0

i knew some one that used a steel rod just for this purpose

2006-08-25 00:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by zilber 4 · 0 0

Well, Roseann Barr, there could be worse things.

2006-08-25 00:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by kingofnarniaforever 4 · 0 0

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