2006-08-24 23:00:52 · 35 answers · asked by exeterkid 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Reminds me of this joke once. Two women go on holiday, one to Africa the other to Italy.
After their hols they meet up and chat. First woman says "Ooh you don't want to go to Africa, they just walk up to you and put their penis in you" and the second woman says "Well love, you should go to Italy, they put it in then walk up to you!!"
But I used to live in Africa and I never experienced this!!!
2006-08-24 23:09:16 · answer #1 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
In a jungle, a female cat got screwed by its male partner day and night. The female cat resisted but the male cat was in no mood to listen. Ultimately the female cat went to god and complained.
God consoled the female cat and said he would take necessary action. He also told the cat that, of late, he was receiving such complaints from other female species too. The next moment god sent for all the male species in the world and admonished them. As a sort of punishment, he ordered all the male species to surrender their male organs. Each one was given a token to claim back their organs after 6 months. Who can argue with god? The poor male cat also surrendered its male organ and collected a token.
3 months gone. One day, wearing a sizzling dress, the female cat was dancing while the poor male cat was simply watching in despair.
The female cat: "You guy, you should have been considerate. Now look at your plight, poor fellow".
Male cat: " Don't bother, lady. It is just another 3 months to go. I have stolen an elephant's token. I will come and take care of you then"!
After reading your question I was only wondering whether you are trying to pick up such token since you are trying to find out the biggest in the wole world!
2006-08-24 23:54:57 · answer #2 · answered by Hobby 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
To Change the word Penis , it must be Great Britain , we have the Biggest bunch of Pricks in the world in our Government
2006-08-28 22:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one with the biggest percentage of male liars.
2006-08-25 06:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What is the average size of human penis per country and per race. I'v read the overall average is 4-6''.
2006-08-24 23:25:43 · answer #5 · answered by JRB 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Generally people from hotter climates have larger appendages, so you're probably looking at Africa. Bear in mind you're talking 'average' here, there's so much crossover generalizations aren't really very useful, nor are the differences in averages very significant. It's basically pot-luck.
2006-08-24 23:08:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
like cozofgrace said, none of them would be able to say oh our country produces the most men with the biggest penises, I mean trust me I would love to be able to say America America from sea to shining sea, anyways
2006-08-24 23:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
England - the biggest pricks are in the houses of parliament
2006-08-26 11:12:29 · answer #8 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know yet but I'm on my way to finding out...I've told my boyfriend it's for Medical research and I've booked a round the world trip....so men around the globe... drop your Keck's....I'm coming in!
2006-08-24 23:04:59 · answer #9 · answered by Gypsie 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You must have a very small penis and a lot of envy to even worry about that. (But if you find out, let me know.....)
2006-08-28 19:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by smallweed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋