My wife came home with some brown liver like stuff on her lips. I said what has you been eatin? She told me nothin, just cleaning the toilets at work, and sometimes eatin red vines. The red vines dont leave brown liver tasting stuff on your lips, so what is it?
I want to know because I have a feeling she is eating on the job again (shes a janitor at walmart, cleaning the toilets), and she was supposed to stop because of her weight gaining. We talked about her weight and she promised to loose 10 lbs. If she did this then she dont have to go to the truck stop on I-75 an be an human urinal this saturday.
I didnt notice it till i kissed her but it tasted a little like the expensive liver pate, they kind you can only find at the supermarket called alpo. i know thats fatin stuff and i dont want me a fat wife.
Can i control her eatin? and how? she wont eat the river trout because she siad the factor up the river pollutes the water with sewage, i say that sewage is fish food.
2006-08-24 22:29:43 · 16 answers · asked by Joe Bob Charlie, Joe Bob Chopper 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Zoek
Yes my wife has a pet possum named Stinky, which I personally dont like too much. Shes also got an ugly shaved cat names Doe Doe, I also dont like the cat. I told her she needs to get herself one of them pet rattler snakes, that ought to teach her how to behave.
2006-08-25 02:45:00 · update #1
Its mooky sticks, dont kiss her.
2006-08-28 00:41:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She been eatin cat food and probly stealin it from walmart. Tell her if she dont quit eatin the cat food you will beat her. it's the only way she'll learn.
2006-08-26 22:18:25 · answer #2 · answered by Kristen B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you sew her mouth shut.
This way she'll stop jabbbering all the time too!
Wait! does your wife have a pet called Stinky, by any chance..?
2006-08-25 05:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
holy ******* ****
if she wants to eat then let her!
but seriously shes horrable to eat that stuff, do you relize how many animals die a day because people get ******* hungry?!
anyways
just tell her your opinion and tell her about heathy vegies and fruits that are still yummy
but not eggs, those are baby chickens!!!
2006-08-25 05:35:08 · answer #4 · answered by oopsx9 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sicko.
2006-08-25 05:32:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you get divorced!Then you can be with the other skank that works at walmart your cheating on your wife with!
2006-08-25 05:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by blondie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell her to get two part time jobs. then make her eat meals at home before she goes to work. if you sew her lips shut you won't be able to you know
2006-08-25 05:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by assmouth p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Lord, now we have both of you contaminating Yahoo with this rubbish! You're both sick!
2006-08-25 17:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by Annie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jergamiester !
2006-08-25 05:40:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BROWN LIVER STUFF??? WHAT IS SHE DOIN AT WORK LICKIN THE TOILETS
2006-08-26 22:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by mlindsey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋