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My wife came home from work drunk yesterday, I was there with my girlfriend wilma and she burst in all mad. I told her to calm down and then wilma jumped out the back window of the trailor. while she was running she got her foot snagged in one of my wifes bear traps. I had to go get her out of it. I dont know why my wife keeps bear traps outside, she said somthing about her pet possum stinky, but i dont care.

So how to I get my wife to accept that wilma is apart of our lives. My wife is pregnant again, and so is wilma, but i think wilma will make better mother. I would rather be with wilma anyhow. So what do i do to keep my wife from flying into a rage and trying to hurt her? Shes already started trash talkin her at Walmart, where they are both employees. Wilma works in the gardening section but my wife is just a janitor. Wilma just bought me a computer, so its obvious she cares about me more then my wife does.

2006-08-24 22:24:24 · 17 answers · asked by Joe Bob Charlie, Joe Bob Chopper 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

17 answers

She is and you should tell them to respect each other, if you want to live that life and go down that road.

2006-08-28 00:41:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

:-D
couldn't help but laugh. though i don't believe any of this is true but here's what u should do. ur wife is nuts to ever have married u. u r nuts fo believing she should accept ur girl as a part of ur life. the baby u wife is having is not urs, that's from her other bf who u should be able to accept as a part of your life and who is moving in soon with u. the bear traps are meant to be for you. she hopes u get stuck in one of them and she will leave u out there in the cold to die freezing. then maybe she will cash in the insurance policy on u and marry her bf. wilma will be very disappointed when u die but sooner or later she will find another man to buy a computer in exchange for sex and a baby... keep the fun on.... :-D

2006-08-25 05:53:58 · answer #2 · answered by messy_missy 3 · 0 1

Like some of the others, I hear Jerry Springer calling! Why do you keep posting this made-up rubbish on Yahoo? Both you and Meatsicklez should be banned from Yahoo for life!

2006-08-25 17:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by Annie 4 · 0 0

yo u are dispicable for doing that to ure wife and girlfriend,with friends like u who needs enemies if i was them u would be running out the window with a computer stiking out of one of ure orifices,oh and dont forget about child support

2006-08-25 05:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by JOHN H 1 · 1 0

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

2006-08-25 06:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by BluePassion 4 · 0 0

WHy dont you take this story to the"JERRY SPRINGER SHOW"!!Then we can all watch your wife beat the crap outta your walmart working girlfriend!!

2006-08-25 05:30:22 · answer #6 · answered by blondie 5 · 0 0

I think I saw this movie on trash tv

2006-08-25 05:30:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

well, there is only one thing that you can do, Go on Jerry, everyone knows that that is the only way to solve a problem like this.

2006-08-25 05:29:47 · answer #8 · answered by kimberly b 4 · 1 0

i think you're kinda psycho posting abt ur wife over and over agn. just dump her for god's damn sake. but first, what abt the other poor kid man! have a heart

2006-08-25 05:32:12 · answer #9 · answered by gweneth lynn paltfeir 4 · 1 0

Dump them both, stinky is more your style.

2006-08-25 05:29:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anarchy99 7 · 0 0

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