I dont like my wifes habits and lately shes been actin crazy. I dont like her attitude and she treats me bad. Shes always cooking the same food in the microwave, and when I come home she wont even clip my toe nails anymore. Before she used to clip my toenails and sometimes we would share them, but now she says shes got more important things to do, like watch jerry springer.
Her two pals, Stinky and doe doe are no different. I tried to eat one of em, but she kicked me out. Instead I went with Cledius down to the river to catch our dinner. Now that i have to support myself what do I need with a woman like that anyhow?
How do I tell her to stop calling my maw, and to stop trying to win me back? She's even askin on here what to do, now shes destroying my privacy. Can I sue her for kicking me out of our house. We both bought the trailor but i paid for most of it.
2006-08-24 22:11:11 · 20 answers · asked by Joe Bob Charlie, Joe Bob Chopper 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Throw her out of the house and when she turns around to say something hit her in the head with her suitcase.
2006-08-28 00:41:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you both seem to have computers and are so fond of this site, why not just tell here here? You both seem to think that we want to know - and worse yet care - about all of these fabricated episodes in your life, we might as well follow along with this scenario, too!
If even an iota of what you post was true, seems you deserve each other!
2006-08-25 17:25:27 · answer #2 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first clip ur own toe nails, u have two arms for a reason and if u dont im terribly sorry. the best way is confront her and tell her. but its not about how to tell her its more about when r u gonna tell her its over.
2006-08-25 05:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by supraman126 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
be a man.....move into the woodshed out back by the outhouse.
there you can still see her a few times a day, and enjoy the aroma of what she had 8 hrs. before to eat.
does she have a sister?
do you have a sister?
find your next love there!
now my question....
what is a microwave? is that there one of them there new fangled boat props?
2006-08-25 05:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by rock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you and cledius hook up seems like you 2 can get along pretty good!I heard how some men say they are going fishing but it ain't fish they are catching"broke back mountain"ring a bell!Or maybe your life is more."squill like a pig",regardless turn to your buddy I'm sure he can make it all better!
2006-08-25 05:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by blondie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's Wilma
2006-08-25 05:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds that she is selfish and childish. why dont you both grow up and think like adults. try to talk to her nicely and tackfully but if that wont work...then kick her *** out of your sight.
2006-08-25 06:00:45 · answer #7 · answered by azzrie007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy her a trailer & put it by yorn in case u kin git her to cook up some coon n' collard greens.
2006-08-25 05:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by Cookie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Obviously you're such a bargain that she just can't bear to give you up (sighs)
2006-08-25 05:23:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neck a little red??
2006-08-25 05:16:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ironball 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋