My girlfriend is very happy girl.She likes joy.She catched a medium-size alive grasshoper in the field.That grasshoper was happily jumping aroumd the field.We observed him.Immediately she told me:"look,what I will do now" and she put the grasshoper into her mouth, closed her mouth very slowly and swallowed the grasshoper alive and harmlessly.She put her hand on the buttom of her throat and it was gone . . . the grasshoper slided down her throat.She smiled and opened her mouth, it was empty.Then she put her hand on her tummy and told me with a smile that grasshoper is now here.Then she told me not to worry because she would easily digest it but I am afraid, isn't it dangerous?Will she really easily digest him?And second question; I also feel sorry for poor grasshoper she will die in a few minutes and should ask her to vomit him?She told me that if I will ask she will vomit him but I don't know what to do. 5-7 minutes passed after it so please explain and suggest something quickly please
2006-08-24 21:37:15 · 15 answers · asked by nodarchkhaiani1985 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
sounds like ur g/f is a bit of a nutter.... in the nicest possible way... what in the world would make her eat a grasshopper!!!
she'll be perfectly fine, as 4 the grasshopper.... well... he's pretty much long gone
2006-08-24 21:44:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Don't worry. Your girl friend is more dangerous to the grasshoper. It would be dead by now in her stomach because of the stomach acids! :) I hope you have better things to do with your girl friend then feeding her grass hopers!
2006-08-25 04:44:14 · answer #2 · answered by P S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have eaten my share of hoppers in survival schools and they are completely harmless and actually don't taste bad. Normally you rip off the back legs because they will stick on the way down but they are pretty tasty. Try one and stop being such a pansy! Cowboy up and eat a bug you sissy!
2006-08-25 04:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by nikonjedi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hopper is already dead. And if your GF swallowed something that may be covered in pesticides, herbicides, filth and disease...yeah that may be dangerous. The hopper itself won't be dangerous, but what it's carrying may not be the healthiest thing for her.
TDK
2006-08-25 05:26:37 · answer #4 · answered by Tara Dk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, people used to actually eat chocolate covered grasshoppers. She'll digest him fine, but he'll die. They are not poisonous. I agree, your girlfriends kind of odd.
2006-08-25 04:44:12 · answer #5 · answered by brandylita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grasshopper is dead and your girl is a dummy!! Acids in her stomach will take care of her little pet in a matter of minutes.
2006-08-25 04:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by krazywestkydude 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do realize that there are cultures around the world who eat them on a regular basis intentionally. If it was poisonous, and some are, she would have thrown it up already.
2006-08-25 04:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The acids in her stomach will completly kill the grasshopper along with any germs it carries. Don't worry about it f*ck the grasshopper.
2006-08-25 04:40:43 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin Federline 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Although she has an odd sense of humor, she'll be fine. The grasshopper is history. She should be on one of those stupid but profitable, "Reality" shows.
2006-08-25 05:07:17 · answer #9 · answered by BigRed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont sweat it when I was in survival school in the service we ate plenty of bugs. Mr. grass hopper is history and your girl has one hell of a sence of humor!!!
2006-08-25 04:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋