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2006-08-24 21:11:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

Just a quick question to Barbara R, where in the bible does it say God doesn't have nostrils? Seems a rather odd fact to put in to a holy book.

2006-08-24 21:33:56 · update #1

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If I were God, I would be a figment of the immature, and under evolved masses, imagination. Hence I would be limited by the scope of their vision.

But I would like to pack it to the point where my head exploded and the silly suckers had to justify my actions by forming yet another church...

2006-08-24 21:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by CC...x 5 · 1 0

You lost points for this? God doesn't have nostrils. Pick up a Bible.

2006-08-25 04:18:25 · answer #2 · answered by Barbara 5 · 0 0

If I am God, I wont be stupid enough to stick eggs in my nostril. There is such thing called mouth. That's where those eggs belongs.

2006-08-25 04:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by Tabak 2 · 0 0

how could you be a god if u r a human, god is divine and can't be disgraced by giving god this kind of physical appearances. we human can put scrambled egg in our nostrils though. = )

2006-08-25 09:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by nuruLrox 1 · 0 0

If i was God, I wouldn't do anything as pointless as fitting eggs in my nostril in the first place. 0_0

2006-08-25 11:33:30 · answer #5 · answered by yune_rain 1 · 0 0

Infinite number of eggs.

2006-08-25 04:42:48 · answer #6 · answered by TheFatIdiot 3 · 0 0

If I were God, there would be no eggs.

2006-08-25 04:55:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As many as I wanted to, obiously

2006-08-25 04:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

an infinite amount...but surely enough to feed an army

2006-08-25 04:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by tanya 3 · 0 0

Hey, I decide what to do and what not to do.. Okay ... I may or may not use eggs ... its Ma Wish ... What I should do ...

2006-08-25 04:42:09 · answer #10 · answered by jayakrishnaathmavidya 4 · 0 0

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