My girlfriend is very happy girl.She likes joy.She catched a medium-size alive grasshoper in the field.That grasshoper was happily jumping aroumd the field.We observed him.Immediately she told me:"look,what I will do now" and she put the grasshoper into her mouth, closed her mouth very slowly and swallowed the grasshoper alive and harmlessly.She put her hand on the buttom of her throat and it was gone . . . the grasshoper slided down her throat.She smiled and opened her mouth, it was empty.Then she put her hand on her tummy and told me with a smile that grasshoper is now here.Then she told me not to worry because she would easily digest it but I am afraid, isn't it dangerous?Will she really easily digest him?And second question; I also feel sorry for poor grasshoper she will die in a few minutes and should ask her to vomit him?She told me that if I will ask she will vomit him but I don't know what to do. 5-7 minutes passed after it so please explain and suggest something quickly please
2006-08-24 21:03:49 · 21 answers · asked by nodarchkhaiani1985 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
People eat grasshoppers, John the Baptist lived on grasshoppers and honey Matthew 3:4
2006-08-24 21:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by � Fuzzy Dice 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok...I've seen that trick before. She did not rilly eat the grasshopper. She just put the grasshopper to the far side of her face as you were looking from the other side.
The grasshopper dropped unharmed to the ground from her hand and then she showed you her empty hand afterwards. So don't worry, the grasshopper is in a happy place.
Wait...there's something missing in your story. You said, "That grasshopper was happily jumping around the field. We observed him. Immediately she told me: 'Look what I will do now,' and she put the grasshopper into her mouth..."
Ok, how did the grasshopper go from jumping happily in the field...to your friend's mouth so suddenly? Where's the part about your friend going after the hopper and catching him in the field? It's like she's just standing there and suddenly the grasshopper materializes in her hand/mouth. That's impossible. Anyway, I don't believe this story because I've never seen a girl catch a grasshopper. Usually it's boys who catch them--and only after many minutes of chasing after the elusive grasshopper. (They are not easy to catch!!!--unless it was sick or missing a leg or something; but this one was healthy because you said it was happily hopping around in the field immediately before your friend "put it in her mouth.")
Plus, no one just eats a grasshopper and just stands there like nothing. That grasshopper is gonna be fighting for its life in the the girl's throat, trying to get out. She can't just stand there and rub her tummy like it's already digested--she would be choking on that thing if it was rilly alive and she rilly put it in her mouth--which she didn't. She's just pulling your leg. Trust me, the little hopper dude is ok; he's probably talking to his grasshopper friends in the grass right now, drinking Grasshopperade®.
2006-08-25 04:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by ♣Tascalcoán♣ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, the grasshopper is now rest in peace,and it is edible as other tribes like people from indian prepare those insects for meals! Your GF just take a high in protein food!Be cool!
2006-08-25 04:07:28 · answer #3 · answered by Bruno 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a trick, don't believe her. They are nourishing. Insects have more protein than meat. She should remove the long hind legs before eating. I like grasshopper kabob.
2006-08-25 04:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about grasshoppers. The average person will swallow 8 spiders in their lifetime, while sleeping.
2006-08-25 09:51:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let Dr Dre to operate or write a Rap on this incident.
No...dont worry grasshoppers are harmless and non poisonous.
2006-08-25 04:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by Moy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't worry. Smaller animals have consumed grasshoppers for a very long time, so she'll probably be okay. UNLESS she decides to throw it up. For someone who "likes joy" that would be a happiness crusher. Just tell her to keep it in, please.
2006-08-25 04:06:51 · answer #7 · answered by minstrel_of_munificence 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell her to eat another grass hooper so the already swallowed one doesn't feel lonlyness.
2006-08-25 04:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have really a funny girlfriend....marry her :)
ps: were u wandering with ur laptop on the fields??!
2006-08-25 06:52:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my God..its riddiculous..u r gf seemz a psycho..newys don make her vomit...coz i dont think she will b able to take d grasshopper out...n well it has dies till now...so moan in d death of d poor grasshopper
Everyone observe two mins silence in d death of d poor grasshopper who died in dis persons stomach.
2006-08-25 04:08:08 · answer #10 · answered by larynx_18 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋