After high school maybe? What if they try to find their real highway parents! OH MY
2006-08-24 21:02:15 · 8 answers · asked by sean percival 2 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Other - Cars & Transportation
A highway walked into a bar one day, ordered a drink, asked the barman how his day was going. Busy day yadda yadda yadda. Next thing, a pathway walks into the bar, gets a beer, chugs it down then leaves. The barman looks over and sees the highway hiding in a corner. The highway comes back up to the bar, finishes his beer in one gulp, saying "Man, that was a close one!"
Barman says, "what's the matter, mate? That little thing was just a path, you're a big state highway? You're much bigger than him..."
Still shaking, the highway answers, "THAT was no ordinary path, that was a cyclepath!" Get it? Psycho path!
Sorry, but that is my fave joke, and the only one i can remember!
2006-08-24 21:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by RaeJay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't worry about telling it. If it is an Indiana or Illinois highway it will soon be leased to a group of foreign investors anyway.
Funny question, Good job!
2006-08-25 11:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by Cosmo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You only tell it if Its name were going to be changed.
Like from I-95 to George Bush Express.
2006-08-25 04:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope it is a joke. "Adopt a highway" means "Please, someone come regularly and pick-up trash on this highway. Adopt it! take care of it!"
2006-08-25 04:12:04 · answer #4 · answered by Amber 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee-hee!
2006-08-25 04:10:07 · answer #5 · answered by curiousgeorge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess when they start talking to you!
2006-08-25 04:09:34 · answer #6 · answered by First Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee
2006-08-25 04:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Riss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-08-25 04:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋