Ive been hearing about chuck norris EVERYWHERE! Ive heard people making fun of him on the radio, tv, newspapers and even the other day i was going for a walk and I seen a picture and a piece of paper in someone window saying "chuck norris rules" lol I dont get it.... can someone fill me in!?
2006-08-24 19:06:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
he sucks ***
cheap hallmark channel shows.............
2006-08-24 19:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Shea Butta 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris has become the true American hero. He has done more for children that are under privileged and children with social issues than any other person in America. He is the perfect example of what most humans should be like. His movies are rated B movies, but no problem he never professed to be the best movie actor in the world. He is a Tang Soo Do master and has done more for the sport than any other Martial Arts master. People take the fun out of him because he is what is perceived as a perfect person. Very stable and a hero to many people.He is also a good marketing ploy used by many company's. The jokes are good and every one has a good laugh. No harm done. The man is 67 years old and has the body of a 25 year old. What more do I need to say.
2006-08-25 02:18:23 · answer #2 · answered by Charles Athole M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there
Chuck Norris kicks mucho butt
2006-08-25 02:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is an actor from the 60s or 70s that played the good guy.
People are making fun of him because he should be an old grandpa by now.
That's the joke.
2006-08-25 02:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by SweetBrunette 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who cares. It can be so funny sometimes.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up he pushes the earth down.
2006-08-25 02:26:17 · answer #5 · answered by bobby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He took acting lessons at the same place Ben Affleck did. They both have the emotional "range" of a piece of tree bark.
2006-08-25 02:10:38 · answer #6 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he just does
chuck norris is friggen awesome
that and if you dont agree he'll roundhouse kick you in the face
2006-08-25 02:08:28 · answer #7 · answered by stef 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people seem to be a bit fascinated with him
2006-08-25 02:11:05 · answer #8 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know, but I really dont like him!
2006-08-25 02:12:54 · answer #9 · answered by kristen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the O.G.
2006-08-25 02:08:25 · answer #10 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋