2006-08-24 16:58:04 · 11 answers · asked by Tom P 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Any good jokes THAT I HAVEN'T HEARD 100 TIMES!
2006-08-24 17:00:41 · update #1
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in Manslaughter. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. Chuck Norris divides by zero. When Chuck Norris enters a room he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
***i love Chuck Norris***
2006-08-24 17:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by pmbrundle74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I love Chuck Norris, Walker, Texas Ranger is the show that I knew him.
2006-08-25 00:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the Chuck Norris Facts:
"Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV".
Hell Yeah!!!
2006-08-25 00:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by KeiFeR123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesnt wear Superman pajamas..... Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!
my favorite one
"W"
2006-08-25 00:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, the question should be who doesn't love Chuck Norris. He RULES!!
Thank you Chuck Norris......
2006-08-25 00:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by don patch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had his own f**king cartoon, for cryin' out loud! Chuck Norris is the truth!
2006-08-25 01:34:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go karate texas ranger
2006-08-25 00:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by blingding 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like him.
2006-08-25 00:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, not I
2006-08-25 00:01:55 · answer #9 · answered by ♥HeidiJustine♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i sure the hell dont
2006-08-25 00:01:47 · answer #10 · answered by yukmouth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋