on a scale of one to ten how white trash is this?

Question

i am out of money and down to my last cigarette so i frantically start calling up the pawn shops to see if one is still open so i can pawn my dvd player, no pawn shops are open so i really start freaking out. i call my sister who is also broke but always has change laying around and ask her if she can gather up her change and let me borrow it. she says if i give her a ride to the food bank in the morning in my car that dies everytime you step on the break then she will give me all the change she can scrounge up. so i load up my pit bull in my broken down car and go to her house to get the change. when i get to her house she has managed to scrape together a little over 9 dollars wow! more then i expected, so me and my pit bull go to walgreens because they are having a sale on their pall mall cigarettes and while im there i notice that the mountain dew is also on sale. so i get 2 packs of cigarettes and 2 2liters of mountain dew and plop 9 dollars on the counter in nickles and dimes.....

while im in my pajamas whith my pit bull waiting in the car while and there is a big line behind me as i try to count out all the nickles, dimes and pennies. how white trash am i?

Answer 1

I would say a 8.5 You didn't use coupons or go to two different stores.

Answer 2

9

Answer 3

a 7 to a 9. She isn't an excellent goddess knockout attractiveness, she has more desirable of the waif sort seem. Like calvin klein from the mid ninety's at the same time as he used the heroine stylish fashions She's no longer fairly my style so i might want to assert a 7 yet on some angles i might want to assert about a 9.

Answer 4

I'd say on a scale of 1-10 (1 being a Black aristocrat and 10 being Larry the Cable guy, only not funny and poor) you come in at about an 8.

I like your questions though.

PS - I grew up in a mobile home

Answer 5

100

Answer 6

whiter than the whitest white mans trash on the curb after a snow storm

Answer 7

pennies, too? that's pretty damned white trash...you need to add mavericks instead of pall malls to your story and something about your dog not eating for a week...good start...

Answer 8

Is your car registered and insured?
Is your License valid?
Do you have all your teeth?
If you answered no to these questions then your a 10
If you answered yes to any of them deduct a point for each yes answer.

Answer 9

Pretty funny stuff, I'll give it an 8
Now totally of the subject, how hot is Mayor Steve????.... wowzie

Answer 10

10ish i guess. Pretty funny i got chuckle,lol. Only thing that would of made it better is if the dog would of crapped in your car while you were in greens,lol.